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If people had their way, we'd have like 8 guys on our playoff roster.

 

I can't think of 8 guys worthy of making this roster.

 

Soriano - Stikes out too much on pitches in the dirt

Theriot - Hitting .250 since July

Lee - GIDP Machine

Ramirez - prone to 0-25 slumps

Soto - made Samardjiza give up 4 straight singles in the 6th inning

DeRosa - boots DP grounders

Fukudome - hit like .100 since the break

Fontenot - too small

Blanco - too many tatoos

Edmonds - an [expletive]

Reed Johnson - will probably kill himself trying to make a play; a lawsuit waiting to happen

Cedeno - No baseball IQ

 

And that's just the hitters

 

Zambrano-a headcase

Ted Lilly-cant pitch a no hitter to save his life

Dempster-canadian

Harden-a bust. also canadian

Marmol-horrible just before the all star break

Wood-sham

Marshall-too lanky

Marquis-un predictable

Samardizaji-nobody can spell his name

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I just want it pointed out that I left this thread and turned off mlb.tv right as the 6th run scored and then all this awesomeness happened.
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If people had their way, we'd have like 8 guys on our playoff roster.

 

I can't think of 8 guys worthy of making this roster.

 

Soriano - Stikes out too much on pitches in the dirt

Theriot - Hitting .250 since July

Lee - GIDP Machine

Ramirez - prone to 0-25 slumps

Soto - made Samardjiza give up 4 straight singles in the 6th inning

DeRosa - boots DP grounders

Fukudome - hit like .100 since the break

Fontenot - too small

Blanco - too many tatoos

Edmonds - an [expletive]

Reed Johnson - will probably kill himself trying to make a play; a lawsuit waiting to happen

Cedeno - No baseball IQ

 

And that's just the hitters

 

Methinks Soto hath redeemed himself....

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If people had their way, we'd have like 8 guys on our playoff roster.

 

I can't think of 8 guys worthy of making this roster.

 

Soriano - Stikes out too much on pitches in the dirt

Theriot - Hitting .250 since July

Lee - GIDP Machine

Ramirez - prone to 0-25 slumps

Soto - made Samardjiza give up 4 straight singles in the 6th inning

DeRosa - boots DP grounders

Fukudome - hit like .100 since the break

Fontenot - too small

Blanco - too many tatoos

Edmonds - an [expletive]

Reed Johnson - will probably kill himself trying to make a play; a lawsuit waiting to happen

Cedeno - No baseball IQ

 

And that's just the hitters

 

The Edmonds excuse is the epic slump he's been in for the past 2 months.

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