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5/24 Cubs (Marquis) @ Pirates (Dumatrait) 6:05 WGN

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Alright here to make my '08 debut after getting an extra days rest due to some elbow discomfort.

 

Our boys bring their 29-19 record into PNC Park to face our favorite opponents.

 

Going for the swashbucklers is Philip Dumatrait

 

This is the first image that comes up in Google Image Search for Phil Dumatrait, so I'll just assume he's good friends with Nick Swisher and Joe Blanton and has recently had an operation.

 

http://static.flickr.com/59/175995690_826f012e2c_o.jpg

 

 

Our mighty Cubs send to the hill

 

http://www.somersetmedicalcenter.com/images/sportsperforman/Jason-Marquis.gif

 

I can only hope that Mr. Marquis isn't completely terrible.

 

Go Cubs.

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Teaches me to not read the text...I was wondering why Dumatrait looked like Nick Swisher.
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Let's hope our offense outscores the Pirates... I don't think we can expect Marquis to suddenly start pitching decently... I pray for a few Grand Slams, and maybe then we should be able win by about 1 point.

 

 

Hey, here's a thought, why not let SOTO pitch? I bet he'd throw strikeout after strikeout.

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Let's hope our offense outscores the Pirates... I don't think we can expect Marquis to suddenly start pitching decently... I pray for a few Grand Slams, and maybe then we should be able win by about 1 point.

 

 

Hey, here's a thought, why not let SOTO pitch? I bet he'd throw strikeout after strikeout.

 

I've got no problems with you, but please don't ever refer to runs as "points" again.

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pirates, prepare to be ****ed by the long **** of the cubs.

I assume they all have guns and crack!

 

Oh wait, no, that's the cardinals.

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Cubs Vs. Dumatrait

                    **PA**  AB  H  2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG   OPS  
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Mark DeRosa           9     5   1  0  0  0   0   4   1  .200  .556  .200  .756 
Derrek Lee            9     6   1  0  0  0   0   3   0  .167  .444  .167  .611 
Aramis Ramirez        9     7   3  1  0  1   2   2   0  .429  .556 1.000 1.556 
Ronny Cedeno          6     6   2  1  0  0   4   0   1  .333  .333  .500  .833 
Kosuke Fukudome       6     3   1  0  0  0   1   3   0  .333  .667  .333 1.000 
Alfonso Soriano       6     4   2  0  0  0   1   1   0  .500  .500  .500 1.000 
Geovany Soto          6     4   1  0  0  0   0   2   2  .250  .500  .250  .750 
Ryan Theriot          6     6   1  0  0  0   0   0   2  .167  .167  .167  .334 
Reed Johnson          5     3   0  0  0  0   1   1   0  .000  .200  .000  .200 
Jim Edmonds           3     3   1  1  0  0   2   0   1  .333  .333  .667 1.000 
Jason Marquis         3     2   0  0  0  0   0   1   0  .000  .333  .000  .333 
Henry Blanco          2     1   0  0  0  0   0   1   1  .000  .500  .000  .500 
Ted Lilly             2     2   0  0  0  0   0   0   1  .000  .000  .000  .000 
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Total                72    52  13  3  0  1  11  18   9  .250  .431  .365  .796

 

Pirates Vs. Marquis 

                    **PA**  AB  H  2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG   OPS  
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Jason Bay            46    40  14  4  1  4   9   5   7  .350  .413  .800 1.213 
Freddy Sanchez       28    28   6  3  0  1   2   0   1  .214  .214  .429  .643 
Adam LaRoche         25    24   5  1  0  2   4   1   6  .208  .240  .500  .740 
Xavier Nady          20    19   3  0  0  1   3   1   3  .158  .200  .316  .516 
Nate McLouth         19    15   5  1  0  1   3   3   1  .333  .474  .600 1.074 
Jose Bautista        17    15   4  2  0  0   2   2   3  .267  .353  .400  .753 
Ronny Paulino        10    10   1  0  0  0   1   0   1  .100  .100  .100  .200 
Doug Mientkiewicz     8     5   1  0  0  0   0   3   1  .200  .500  .200  .700 
Raul Chavez           7     7   2  0  0  0   0   0   1  .286  .286  .286  .572 
Paul Maholm           6     5   1  0  0  0   2   0   2  .200  .200  .200  .400 
Brian Bixler          4     4   1  0  0  0   0   0   2  .250  .250  .250  .500 
Phil Dumatrait        3     3   0  0  0  0   0   0   1  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Tom Gorzelanny        3     2   0  0  0  0   0   0   2  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Zach Duke             1     1   1  0  0  0   0   0   0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 
Jason Michaels        1     1   0  0  0  0   0   0   0  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Ian Snell             1     1   0  0  0  0   0   0   0  .000  .000  .000  .000 
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Total               199   180  44 11  1  9  26  15  31  .244  .305  .467  .772

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