5/17 - Pirates (Duke) @ Cubs (Zambrano) 12:05PM CSN & 720

[BCVM22]

Ho

lee

crap

[erik316wttn]

SORIBOMB!!

 

I wish to have sex with Soriano. I don't even care if my wife would object!

[Flames24Rulz]

Good God, Soriano is awesome.

[Jon]

This is unbelievable.

[inari]

JESUS CHRIST!

[Little Slide Rooter]

what are they feeding this maniac? hes like tied D-Lees totals in a 2 week stretch.

[Schwarber Fan]

Unbelievable

[Outshined_One]

When he's not hitting, holy Lord does he suck.

 

When he's hitting...damn. Just...damn.

[SABR Gamer]

No....no....he isn't real, my head can't take this much ownage.

[erik316wttn]

JESUS CHRIST!

 

No, Alfonso Soriano. But I can see how you'd make that mistake.

[Keener98]

Ok this is the hottest Ive ever seen anybody, ANYBODY!!! UNREAL

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 10-2 when they hit at least 2 home runs.... 16-14 when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[VanceJergins]

unreal

[mul21]

I don't know if it's possible to be more on fire than Sori is right now. Good lord.

[laurens]

SORIANO IS SEX

[VanceJergins]

SORIBOMB!!

 

I wish to have sex with Soriano. I don't even care if my wife would object!

 

I'll videotape.

[inari]

SORIBOMB!!

 

I wish to have sex with Soriano. I don't even care if my wife would object!

 

They were right. Allowing gay marriage has ruined the institution!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Theriot grounded out to first, unassisted

[Bote McBoteface]

Soriano needs to be beaten with soap n stuff ye ye

[erik316wttn]

Can we somehow convince the league to have Soriano bat in every spot in the lineup, and have the other Cubs run the bases for him?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

http://www.fangraphs.com/lgraphs/280517116_Pirates_Cubs_73417752_lbig.png

[shnsajax]

what are they feeding this maniac? hes like tied D-Lees totals in a 2 week stretch.

 

Imagine if Lee actually hit worth a lick these past two weeks along with Sori, it would be unreal for this offense.

[CubsGM]

:-"

[UMFan83]

.289/.324/.587/.911 is Soriano's line this year now.

[reds44]

 

I wish to have sex with Soriano. I don't even care if my wife would object!

Yes but would you let your wife have sex with Soriano?