Soriano might be only 27..

[PrimeTime]

Seen this on a couple Cubs blogs...Says he was kidnapped and born in 1980...Its on a couple sites from the Dominican...If it is true,that contract would look even better....Second one has pictures..Heres a translation from the first one..

 

http://www.listin.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=39514

http://www.listin.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=39657

 

 

 

SANTO DOMINGO .- An old passport infant in one hand, a trophy for best hitter in the other and a deep shame that he kidnaps the joy accompanying Mrs. Andrea Soriano since that day.

 

After 15 dark years for his life understands that the penalties can reach their end and recover what is the only sucker your entails and which states that although it is surrounded by millions of dollars, not interested to know that more is his and that child is fine.

 

Andrea believes that the party at heart "bigleague" Alfonso Soriano is the son who stole virtually his arms in the year 1992 and which was already a child with skills and abilities of baseball player, who had even traveled abroad to playing baseball infant level. Journalist Judith Leclert, in a report for "Al Rojo Vivo, Telemundo removed the ashes of several decades and at the bottom was turned on as the first day the flame of love of a mother who features a search that never ends.

 

"When I first saw on television broke my soul, I knew it was my son. The heart of a mother never fool, I knew that was my son, he is like when he was with me, "narró the alleged mother of baseball player, who according to his calculations and documents in hand, was born on February 27, 1980.

 

The disappearance Desperate, Andrea breaks many years of silence under pressure from family and says that his only son, twelve years of age to the date of disappearance, Juan Pablo de Jesus Soriano, allies himself "Randy", and who they say they Alfonso Soriano, he requested permission to fish in the river next to a person named "Larry the loco.

 

"They came a day after he fulfill the 12 years, on February 27, 1980, 15 years ago all this ... The Crazy Larry said to have drowned in the river, that was the version, the entire neighborhood and the police searched it and never appeared nothing, "he recounts Andrea. "Now that time has passed this person actually said that my son took him away, he stole into the river."

 

"I said: Do not rush mommy that I am going to be a good player and I am going to make a lot of money," he recalls.

 

The great suspicion to the family of Jesus Soriano there is a point that should be clarified as soon as possible: "The won many medals and trophies as a player, but with a league traveled to Panama and there won this trophy (Andre shows recognition) as best batter. "

 

According to the words of those who claim to be the mother of Alfonso Soriano, it was a tournament of the Central American and Caribbean Small Leagues in 1991.

 

"When I came back I said, Mom, I played so much and so well that there wanted to buy ...", but according to the mother of the young John Paul Jesus Soriano, never repaired in the future.

 

After the disappearance, the program "Nuria in the 9" is a story of the case on March 21, 1992, which appear witnesses who say they saw the child next to an Italian in an apartment hotel recognized the country, but the police never did his whereabouts.

[OleMissCub]

That's unintelligible. I have no clue what that article was trying to say.

[sweetpeteman]

That's unintelligible. I have no clue what that article was trying to say.

 

 

I think its either, A. Soriano was kidnapped when he was young and was actually born in 1980.

 

or, and I think this is more likely:

 

B. Somebody is trying to get money.

 

 

That, and it would probably make more sense if it wasn't in google translated spanish.

[javy knows my name]

"When I came back I said, Mom, I played so much and so well that there wanted to buy ...", but according to the mother of the young John Paul Jesus Soriano, never repaired in the future.

=D>

[Sammy Sofa]

An then he drove here in his super karate monkey death car to play ball of bases for the Midget Bears.

 

The ending.

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

I ate a big, red candle

[Clem Fandango]

No way. That would be too good to be true. If it were true he'd be 33 or 34 at the end of his contract. This is the Cubs, nothing good like that ever happens to our team.

[imb]

An then he drove here in his super karate monkey death car to play ball of bases for the Midget Bears.

 

The ending.

 

Soriano has fancy plans

 

and pants to match

[killthegoat06]

Seen this on a couple Cubs blogs...Says he was kidnapped and born in 1980...Its on a couple sites from the Dominican...If it is true,that contract would look even better....Second one has pictures..Heres a translation from the first one..

 

http://www.listin.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=39514

http://www.listin.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=39657

 

 

 

SANTO DOMINGO .- An old passport infant in one hand, a trophy for best hitter in the other and a deep shame that he kidnaps the joy accompanying Mrs. Andrea Soriano since that day.

 

After 15 dark years for his life understands that the penalties can reach their end and recover what is the only sucker your entails and which states that although it is surrounded by millions of dollars, not interested to know that more is his and that child is fine.

 

Andrea believes that the party at heart "bigleague" Alfonso Soriano is the son who stole virtually his arms in the year 1992 and which was already a child with skills and abilities of baseball player, who had even traveled abroad to playing baseball infant level. Journalist Judith Leclert, in a report for "Al Rojo Vivo, Telemundo removed the ashes of several decades and at the bottom was turned on as the first day the flame of love of a mother who features a search that never ends.

 

"When I first saw on television broke my soul, I knew it was my son. The heart of a mother never fool, I knew that was my son, he is like when he was with me, "narró the alleged mother of baseball player, who according to his calculations and documents in hand, was born on February 27, 1980.

 

The disappearance Desperate, Andrea breaks many years of silence under pressure from family and says that his only son, twelve years of age to the date of disappearance, Juan Pablo de Jesus Soriano, allies himself "Randy", and who they say they Alfonso Soriano, he requested permission to fish in the river next to a person named "Larry the loco.

 

"They came a day after he fulfill the 12 years, on February 27, 1980, 15 years ago all this ... The Crazy Larry said to have drowned in the river, that was the version, the entire neighborhood and the police searched it and never appeared nothing, "he recounts Andrea. "Now that time has passed this person actually said that my son took him away, he stole into the river."

 

"I said: Do not rush mommy that I am going to be a good player and I am going to make a lot of money," he recalls.

 

The great suspicion to the family of Jesus Soriano there is a point that should be clarified as soon as possible: "The won many medals and trophies as a player, but with a league traveled to Panama and there won this trophy (Andre shows recognition) as best batter. "

 

According to the words of those who claim to be the mother of Alfonso Soriano, it was a tournament of the Central American and Caribbean Small Leagues in 1991.

 

"When I came back I said, Mom, I played so much and so well that there wanted to buy ...", but according to the mother of the young John Paul Jesus Soriano, never repaired in the future.

 

After the disappearance, the program "Nuria in the 9" is a story of the case on March 21, 1992, which appear witnesses who say they saw the child next to an Italian in an apartment hotel recognized the country, but the police never did his whereabouts.

Wow that article was incomprehensible.

[treebird]

if soriano is 27 that means . . .

 

he played nine games in the central league in Japan at 17

he hit .305/.361/.501 in 360 at bats in the AA eastern league

he made his major league debut at 19

 

that would be awfully impressive.

[Magnetic Curses]

i love my new sig.

[killthegoat06]

i love my new sig.

 

Hahaha nice. Have you ever been to engrish.com? It's fantastic.

[Post Count Padder]

I ate a big, red candle

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. My tummy itches.

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

The more I think of it, Hendry had this info all along. Damn, I'm telling ya, while the rest of the GM's are playing checkers, Jim is playing battleship.

[Omar]

The more I think of it, Hendry had this info all along. Damn, I'm telling ya, while the rest of the GM's are playing checkers, Jim is playing battleship.

 

I bet he was playing Candyland during the Pierre trade.

[David]

Not that I buy into this at all (the Cubs could never be this lucky) I suppose that would explain him having his two best seasons the last two years, considering he'd be 26 and 27 for those seasons.

 

Of course, the year he had in 2002 at "22" would be pretty absurd. :shock:

[Abe Frohman]

Don't act like you're not impressed...

[Ding Dong Johnson]

typo - he may actually be 47

[Wheelimus]

I suppose anything is possible, but this reads like a load of crap. If Soriano had been kidnapped when he was 12 or something he'd remember it.

[BigbadB]

Yoda is Soriano's mom?

[NCCubFan]

Yoda is Soriano's mom?

Become baseball player, you must.

[Bull]

I suppose anything is possible, but this reads like a load of crap. If Soriano had been kidnapped when he was 12 or something he'd remember it.

exactly.

 

cuz he was only 4 1/2

[Post Count Padder]

I suppose anything is possible, but this reads like a load of crap. If Soriano had been kidnapped when he was 12 or something he'd remember it.

exactly.

 

cuz he was only 4 1/2

Unless the Russians erased his memory while Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster helped keep the aliens from stopping them.

 

Back during the heart of the Cold War era, of course.

[mdwilla]

Could this be real ?

[imb]

Yoda is Soriano's mom?

Become baseball player, you must.

 

 

 

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