Whose the angriest looking player in baseball?

[Little Slide Rooter]

none of these guys ever seem to smile

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

While he's former player, this is someone I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.

 

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~wchapman/VAUGHN.jpg

Mo Vaughn

[Mephistopheles]

http://worldseries.mlb.com/ws/images/news/11_03_johnson_react_300.jpg

[Roast]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

[dew1679666265]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

 

Mike Fetters.

[Post Count Padder]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

 

Mike Fetters.

The first player I thought of when I saw this poll was Fetters. Mark Grace did a dynamite impression of him a few years back.

[dew1679666265]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

 

Mike Fetters.

The first player I thought of when I saw this poll was Fetters. Mark Grace did a dynamite impression of him a few years back.

 

I used to love watching Fetters pitch. That head whip thing was freaking cool.

[VanceJergins]

While he's former player, this is someone I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.

 

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~wchapman/VAUGHN.jpg

Mo Vaughn

 

Off topic, but I just looked at Vaughn's stats and realized he was a lot better than I thought. Seems to lack the longevity to make the HOF, but the dude had near-Arod numbers for 8 straight years.

[CubinNY]

Albert "Joey" Bell. He used to work out at gym I used to go to when I lived in S. Florida. The soapdropper had a permenent scowl. I made eye contact with him for about 1 second and it shortened my life by like six months.

 

http://www.s-t.com/daily/06-96/06-04-96/forearm.jpg

[Banedon]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

 

Mike Fetters.

 

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2004/Jun/23/sports13_b.jpg

[wekse]

ted lilly...i'm convinced he is a serial killer who likes to dine on his victims.

[dew1679666265]

Who was that guy who used to pitch for the pirates. He was a hispanic guy (i think) who was short, heavy-set... He had this thing where he would breathe really heavy for a couple seconds then SNAP his head towards the plate before pitching...

 

Him.

 

Mike Fetters.

 

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2004/Jun/23/sports13_b.jpg

 

Classic. Thanks Banedon.

[swordsman]

Someone should loop a video from the plate of that head snap and use it as an avatar.

[Sarcastic]

Who was the Reds reliever who looked like he ws stabbing himself everytime he threw a pitch?

[E.J.]

Are those really the 4 options we get?

 

Randy Johnson is always the guy I think of, mostly because I'm a lefty and I can only imagine how terrified I'd be in the batter's box facing him when he was with Seattle.

[NCCubFan]

This goes back several years, but I'd have to say Al Hrabosky and his Mad Hungarian ritual.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Watching Fetters pitch is about a 9 on the unintentional comedy scale.

[TruffleShuffle]

I don't think Ted Lilly looks angry... he just always looks the same. If anything I'd say his face is just calm and emotionless, not really pissed off.

[TruffleShuffle]

While he's former player, this is someone I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.

 

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~wchapman/VAUGHN.jpg

Mo Vaughn

 

he was probably angry when he was hungry, which apparently was always. God did he get fat and out of shape later in his career.

[E.J.]

I don't think Ted Lilly looks angry... he just always looks the same. If anything I'd say his face is just calm and emotionless, not really pissed off.

 

He doesn't look angry. He looks creepy, like he just chopped up a couple prostitutes a little while ago.

[Lockes Eye Scar]

Yeah, Ted Lilly has sort of a Patrick Bateman vibe

[CuseCubFan69]

I always thought Alou looked mad all the time.

[wolf stansson]

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Park/1138/photos/photo-scottrolenargue.jpg

 

 

Scott Rolen looks pissed when he hits home runs, let alone when his shoulder sucks and he can barely play at a replacement level.

[satxcubfan]

I always thought Andre Dawson looked like he was ready to kill someone.

[jersey cubs fan]

I don't think Ted Lilly looks angry... he just always looks the same. If anything I'd say his face is just calm and emotionless, not really pissed off.

 

He doesn't look angry. He looks creepy, like he just chopped up a couple prostitutes a little while ago.

 

Yeah, he definitely appears detached whenever he pitches. And even when he's not pitching.