Slumpbusters

[biittner77]

I would like to invoke my rights under the 18th amendment and not respond.

 

Or as Barry Bonds might say, "I don't even know what a slumpbuster is"

[Yeti]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

[Yeti]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

still waiting :stick:

[CubmanPi]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

still waiting :stick:

What he said.

[Yeti]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

still waiting :stick:

What he said.

[Derwood]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

[Yeti]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

in my experience, sleeping with a woman does nothing towards getting her to leave me alone...in fact it pretty much works the other way

[CyHawk_Cub]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

in my experience, sleeping with a woman does nothing towards getting her to leave me alone...in fact it pretty much works the other way

 

Depends on what game you choose to employ...

[Prior4CyYoung]

I have gone to the bars before to hook up with girls to I guess end a dry spell. On most of these occasions I ended up being to drunk to remember these incidents but waking up the next morning you figure it out pretty quickly. Anyways the girls that I hooked up with were not that bad. Not sure if I would hook up with them sober but they certainly were not anything to be ashamed of. So I was not sure weither to pick yes or no but ended up settling for no because I think of a slumpbuster as a really nasty girl that no one would hook up with unless really desperate. I am really picky when it comes to women and so even though I might not have slept with those girls sober I am pretty sure most would have so thats why I went with no.

[Derwood]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

in my experience, sleeping with a woman does nothing towards getting her to leave me alone...in fact it pretty much works the other way

 

i dated her freshman year, didn't break it off at the end of the year, but never talked to her all summer. came back, tried picking it up again, but i wasn't into it. she semi-stalked me the rest of the year and found her way up to my room one night somehow so I said "well, what the hell?" Did the deed, booted her from my room....yeah, pretty much a low point on the chivalry scale but i think she got the picture

[fiver]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

not truly a butter face, huh? btw, I answered "yes".

[CubinNY]

Who hasn't?

 

Liars

 

BTW> I define slumpbuster a little differently than Grace. Slumpbuster = any girl I could get to be with me after a long "drought". Most of the the time they were a)drunk and b)not very attractive. A few were 2nd or 3rd time arounders :-# :oops: :oops: :oops: [-X

[Keener98]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

 

That bad in bed huh? :lol:

[Ding Dong Johnson]

does an ex-girlfriend count?

did she get really fat after yall split up and then you revisited?

 

no, but I only slept with her to a) make her leave me alone and b) to bust a slump

 

That bad in bed huh? :lol:

 

in a situation like that, who cares?

[ConstableRabbit]

Ok so here's my story:

 

I was in a 3 month slump this past fall. My buddies and I had always joked around about Grace's slumpbuster strategy, and always joked about doing it, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Through a lot of drinking, I decided (and was convinced by my friends) that it was the ideal plan.

 

My fraternity was hosting a little party for an unnamed sorority that turned into a sloppy dance party. I was pretty wasted. I started talking to a really cute girl and we chatted for about half an hour. After hearing the phrase "Oh yeah, my boyfriend blah blah..." I excused myself and proceeded to hit up the dance floor, except we were in a small room. Although it was candlelit and dim, she could clearly see me. Yet, I was on some stupid mission. Meanwhile, some girl started grinding on me, so I just decided to go for it, but I couldn't see what she looked like (oops). After maybe half an hour I went home with her and we got acquainted. Then I got home. She really wasn't UGLY, but definitely not up to normal standards, haha.

 

There are a few things to note -- I'll try to stay appropriate:

 

1. For the first time of going out in my life, I didn't have any protection with me. I had to "borrow" from her roommate's drawer and the only size was XL. (It actually worked out ok, but talk about a way to potentially prolong a slump!)

 

2. The night of the slumpbust, a family friend (21 year old son of one of my dad's childhood friends, who I had met once in my life) had a layover in Chicago after a flight was heavily delayed. He works as a bartender so I invited him over to the party. He wanted to mix drinks. Only after a drunken night of going on about how I was going to bust out of my slump, asking him if he would work it out with the bustee in question and other utterances (including if he ever ended a slump with a girl, what it was like to have a female roommate, etc) I found out that he was gay. Way to embarrass myself and make him uncomfortable!

 

3. Apparently (because I don't remember), I announced my "comeback" throughout my entire hallway at 2:30 am, waking up many and bringing them out into the hallway.

 

4. After the bustee and I "met", I got the "You know.. I really like you..." speech before running out of there! Immediately outside of her door, I ran into a freshman girl who it was my job to advise during the academic year. She had "heard the whole thing".

 

 

Funny story maybe, but needless to say, I will never try to end a slump in that manner ever again!

[Burtonbell]

Ok so here's my story:

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Funny story maybe, but needless to say, I will never try to end a slump in that manner ever again!

 

LMAO! Sounds like you wrote this for Bill Simmons mailbag.

 

These are my readers.

[Rob]

We've all been there... there's no shame in it.

[CyHawk_Cub]

We've all been there... there's no shame in it.

 

Ehh, I dunno... I liken it to riding a moped: it can be fun, until your friends see you doing it...

[David]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

[Derwood]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

[Prior4CyYoung]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

 

UW Oshkosh had there girls like 90% fat 8% ugly 1.9% average looking .1% hot.

[ConstableRabbit]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

FWIW, my girlfriend is hot and yes, she's an engineer with a 3.7.

 

The whole ugly girl thing is really overblown, imo.

[CoolHandLuke]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

FWIW, my girlfriend is hot and yes, she's an engineer with a 3.7.

 

The whole ugly girl thing is really overblown, imo.

 

Let us be the judges of her hotness.

[Balsa]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

It's still really rough.

 

Now U of I..... =P~

[TruffleShuffle]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

 

UW Oshkosh had there girls like 90% fat 8% ugly 1.9% average looking .1% hot.

 

Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.