Beyonce vs Shakira

[Banedon]

The baby likes to get up just as early on the weekends as he does during the week, and one of the only things on in the mornings is the VH1 Video Countdown. This morning a new video premiered on the countdown...a song called Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira. It got me wondering which one everyone likes more. I love me some Shakira, but I honestly could care less for Beyonce, but I suspect I'm in the minority.

[JWCUB]

Beyonce............by far!

 

You can look at it

As long as you don't grab it. Check on it. AWESOME song. :wink:

[Derwood]

Are speaking musically or aesthetically?

[Banedon]

Are speaking musically or aesthetically?

 

The combination of the two?

[Roast]

Wow, this is a tough one.

 

-Beyonce has an incredible body.

-So does Shakira

-I probably think Beyonce is more attractive

-But the way Shakira makes her body move is beyond amazing.

-Musically they're both "okay"

-Beyonce is dating Jay-Z, one of my favorite people in the music industry

 

Beyonce wins. Barely.

 

 

That being said, I'll take both.

[rawaction]

Musicallly, Beyonce is much better. She can sing better. She writes her own songs, for the most part. Shakira doesn't have a good voice, but she is probably the better all-around entertainer.

 

I voted based on looks/sex appeal though. Both have 1 negative going for them, and it's the same.....the hair. Both have bad hair. Shakira's is big and frilly. Beyonce's is big and ratty. From the waist down, it's almost impossible to put one above the other. Both are beautiful. But I picked Shakira based on the way she moves. Everything about her dancing is sensual.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This shouldn't even be close. Beyonce wins easily (and I am a huge fan of the Shakira).

[USSoccer]

Let's see. Shakira speaks 5 languages, can play a mean guitar, and is an amazing dancer.

 

Beyonce sings better.

 

Both write their own songs, and Shakira's spanish language stuff is amazing.

 

Both are hot, but Shakira's hotness is just dead sexy.

 

I'm going with Shakira, and I don't think this is close.

[PrimeTime]

Shakira all the way..The way she moves from the hips down is jaw dropping.

[TruffleShuffle]

i just think shakira would be dynamite in the sack... she wins

[ConstableRabbit]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

[XZero771679666304]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

[satxcubfan]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

 

I'm all about what he said! :twisted:

[TruffleShuffle]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday

 

at this point i'd take either one :x :lol:

[Careless]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

I couldn't date a girl almost 2 feet shorter than I am. Both weird and ackward. Of course, 5'2" was a different story, so maybe I'm wrong.

But seriously, I was taller than that when I was 8.

[soccer10k]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

I couldn't date a girl almost 2 feet shorter than I am. Both weird and ackward. Of course, 5'2" was a different story, so maybe I'm wrong.

But seriously, I was taller than that when I was 8.

 

Agreed. Give me the 5'10 girl anyday. Out of curiosity, how tall are you anyway Careless?

 

As for the actual question, considering I'm looking at Beyonce at the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue right now, I'll go with her. But you can't go wrong with either.

[Roast]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

I couldn't date a girl almost 2 feet shorter than I am. Both weird and ackward. Of course, 5'2" was a different story, so maybe I'm wrong.

But seriously, I was taller than that when I was 8.

 

I dunno, I'm 6' 4" and i'd totally date a 4'10" girl. In fact, i know one that i'd like to. But thats another story.

[ConstableRabbit]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

 

No way in hell, and it's not difficult to figure out why.

 

Plus, I only date models and they're no shorter than 5'7-5'8 anyway. :D

[Butterscup1679666578]

I'm 6-5 and I don't like dating girls that are any taller than 5-6.

 

I voted for Shakira because she's amazingly attractive and I'm not that attracted to Beyonce.

[XZero771679666304]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

 

No way in hell, and it's not difficult to figure out why.

 

Plus, I only date models and they're no shorter than 5'7-5'8 anyway. :D

 

Models? Why not break into your local high school and have your way with the skeleton in the lab? You get the same build, and probably the same amount of energy.

 

Waif chicks are the absolute worst.

[wekse]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

 

No way in hell, and it's not difficult to figure out why.

 

Plus, I only date models and they're no shorter than 5'7-5'8 anyway. :D

 

Models? Why not break into your local high school and have your way with the skeleton in the lab? You get the same build, and probably the same amount of energy.

 

Waif chicks are the absolute worst.

 

someone is a chubby chaser :wink:

[Andy]

The answer is Beyonce, but I wouldn't kick Shakira out of bed

[XZero771679666304]

Shakira's like 4'10 or something.

 

Ew.

 

There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with short girls, so long as they're not stubby.

 

I'd take a 4'10" girl with a hot body over a 5'10" girl with a hot body anyday, and I've dated both. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out why.

 

No way in hell, and it's not difficult to figure out why.

 

Plus, I only date models and they're no shorter than 5'7-5'8 anyway. :D

 

Models? Why not break into your local high school and have your way with the skeleton in the lab? You get the same build, and probably the same amount of energy.

 

Waif chicks are the absolute worst.

 

someone is a chubby chaser :wink:

 

Chubby? Not really. But if a girl is over 5'5" and weighs less than 110, that's gross. If you can see any ribs and hip bones, that's really, really gross.

 

Someone like Beyonce is just about perfect weight-wise.