Kerry Wood falls out of hot tub, out 4-6 days (Not a joke)

[CubColtPacer]

bet he was screwing around in the hot tub with sarah on valentine's day... if so, the injury is excuseable

 

This DID happen yesterday, after all!

 

She must be a demon in the sack. ;)

 

It actually happened on Monday night, but nice try.

[Mark Priors Calves]

he's just doesn't want to pitch this season and he's trying to milk the monster contract he signed this off season.

[Rob]

This is either an omen, or Kerry is just getting his injuries out of the way early this season so he can be a monster the rest of the way. I haven't decided which way I'm leaning yet.

[badger1679666666]

he's just doesn't want to pitch this season and he's trying to milk the monster contract he signed this off season.

 

confirmed.

[Mark Priors Calves]

every obnoxious newspaper columnist, talk radio host, and dopey cub fan on the street will bring this up everytime cubs' injuries and/or issues with kerry wood is brought. we'll all be so sick of hearing about it, even though its kind of funny right now.

[A New Era]

every obnoxious newspaper columnist, talk radio host, and dopey cub fan on the street will bring this up everytime cubs' injuries and/or issues with kerry wood is brought. we'll all be so sick of hearing about it, even though its kind of funny right now.

 

I kinda liked the "towel drill" reference. :lol:

[Chris]

SC has already showed the goat

[YearofDaCubs]

And so it starts..

[soccer10k]

Do you think they have over/under's in Vegas for when Prior and Wood's first DL stints will be this year?

[E.J.]

HAHAHA. Figures. First real day of spring training and we already have our first injury. So it begins.

[WrigleyField 22]

I haven't read this thread past page one so forgive me if its bee said, but we all know this is going to effect his mechanics, making them even worse by compensation towards his elbow, he will get injured and never play in a Cubs uniform again.

 

 

 

 

 

Right?

[Coach C]

Wow....

 

At least he didn't trip over his dog or something....

[soccer10k]

Wow....

 

At least he didn't trip over his dog or something....

 

That's next week.

[A New Era]

And so it starts..

 

Please don't do that. Every year you do that, do you realize you've just cursed the cubs!? :lol:

[Omar]

If I were the Cubs, I wouldnt release this info.. I would just tell the media Wood is working out somewhere else and he'll be here in 5-6 days.

 

Just because.

[SouthSideRyan]

every obnoxious newspaper columnist, talk radio host, and dopey cub fan on the street will bring this up everytime cubs' injuries and/or issues with kerry wood is brought. we'll all be so sick of hearing about it, even though its kind of funny right now.

 

I kinda liked the "towel drill" reference. :lol:

 

Yeah so did I. The first time I heard it. In 2004.

[A New Era]

every obnoxious newspaper columnist, talk radio host, and dopey cub fan on the street will bring this up everytime cubs' injuries and/or issues with kerry wood is brought. we'll all be so sick of hearing about it, even though its kind of funny right now.

 

I kinda liked the "towel drill" reference. :lol:

 

Yeah so did I. The first time I heard it. In 2004.

 

I meant, as in how it refers to this "new incident". Slipping out of a hot tub. There are towels in a bath room. GET IT!? A HAAA!! 8-)

[Amazing_Grace]

It begins.....

[imb]

Kerry Wood and Mark Prior have Final Destination disease or something, there's no other explanation.

 

Slipping in a hot tub????

[Dirt Dog Sparly]

At least there is no one questioning Woods desire to pitch. I question his smarts, but never his ability to suck it up and take his turn until his arm falls off and has to be reattached.

[Garwilly]

I feel comfortable enough with myself that I can admit I have the image of a naked Kerry Wood climbing out of a hot tub and flopping onto the floor, in my head all day long.

[sethuel1]

I feel comfortable enough with myself that I can admit I have the image of a naked Kerry Wood climbing out of a hot tub and flopping onto the floor, in my head all day long.

 

You disgust....

 

 

 

Tim Hardaway

[Chris]

I saw this on another message board and thought it was pretty good:

 

One of Prior or Wood getting injured is a better indication of springtime than a groundhog seeing its shadow.

[Omar]

I saw this on another message board and thought it was pretty good:

 

One of Prior or Wood getting injured is a better indication of springtime than a groundhog seeing its shadow.

 

:lol:

[nilodnayr]

Kerry Wood and Mark Prior have Final Destination disease or something, there's no other explanation.

 

Slipping in a hot tub????

 

At least Desmond wasn't there to catch him...