Kerry Wood falls out of hot tub, out 4-6 days (Not a joke)

[Schwarber Fan]

Bruised Ribs...

 

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Edited February 15, 2007 by Rondon Fan

[sethuel1]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Brian]

time to start the injury thread.

[USSoccer]

What did he hurt?

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

What did he hurt?

 

Bruised ribs.

[C.C.]

That can't be true.

[Chocolate Milk]

Wow.

[Schwarber Fan]

That can't be true.

 

It is. Levine mentioned it on ESPN Radio.

[CuseCubFan69]

What did he hurt?

 

His schmanke.

[David]

LOL. Whatever. It's 4-6 days. Considering they've probably already checked him out and one would assume nothing is broken, he'll be back early next week.

[David]

time to start the injury thread.

 

Quiet, you!

[USSoccer]

What did he hurt?

 

Bruised ribs.

 

Wow. There are no words.

[Derwood]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

[Schwarber Fan]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

hopefully its like day-to-day

Edited February 15, 2007 by Rondon Fan

[Brian]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

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i'm guessing bruised ribs is pretty common. Collisions, bean balls and such.

[USSoccer]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

Or, how does one fall out of a hot tub and bruise their ribs? Or, how is someone dumb enough to fall out of a how tub? The Cubs can't afford mats to put around the thing?

[CuseCubFan69]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

If it's just a contusion it'll be ok around then.

[sethuel1]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

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i'm guessing bruised ribs is pretty common. Collisions, bean balls, falling out of hot tubs, and such.

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[abuck1220]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

i would say that there have been quite a few people with bruised ribs.

[Bull]

hilarious

[CuseCubFan69]

how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

Or, how does one fall out of a hot tub and bruise their ribs? Or, how is someone dumb enough to fall out of a how tub? The Cubs can't afford mats to put around the thing?

 

I wonder if the press will have pictures of the hot tub on the news? Some of those things can be pretty tricky getting out of but you're right you'd think they would have a nice safe area around it, especially for injured players.

[BigbadB]

Or, how does one fall out of a hot tub and bruise their ribs?

 

By landing on your pitching arm, which contorts violently into the rib cage. 4-6 days recovery time for the bruised ribs, and a year and a half for the separated shoulder. :D

[CuseCubFan69]

Where's that Eddie Murphy skit when he's James Brown singing "Hot Tub"?

[BigbadB]

New Rule! Mark Prior is NOT allowed in the hot tub.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Did he also get hit by NASA?