Let's have, the CHICAGO CUBS HOEDOWN!!!

[A New Era]

The 2006 Chicago Cubs Hoedown. Comeon, join in!!

 

Oh I am a Cubs fan,

I really really am,

I must admit,

we're really in a jam,

 

But one things for Certain,

of this you can be sure,

we'll all be alot happier,

when Dusty's shown the door!

 

(dum dum dum, do didi, do didi, do didi, do do dO. .) <- please lead the next poster into their turn.

Edited September 26, 2006 by A New Era

[Garwilly]

Happy hour start early?

[A New Era]

Happy hour start early?

 

I don't drink. If you can't rhyme, here's a dime, go buy some time. You've ruined the flow of the hoedown and the audience is now booing you off the stage.

[A New Era]

Oh No one's joining my Hoedown,

It makes me really really sad,

It makes me think,

That I'm really really bad,

 

I'm not actually drunk,

even though Garwilly thinks,

I'm singin all by myself here,

and this really really stinks!!

[Drew Doughty]

I had some hot fries

the 06 cubs bring up many cries

for the front office to be butchered

for their many...lies?

 

oh how low we have sunk

you may as well lock us in a trunk

we have nothing to post about this year

for the cubs have seriously stunk

 

happy?

[A New Era]

happy?

 

:lol:

 

When you sing a hoedown

the words have to fit

Your words were quite long

and with me they do not sit

 

To fit inside the jingle,

and fit inside the song,

they have. . to be short,

and yours were really really long!!!

 

Thanks for joining in though!! :wink: :cry:

[Sammy Sofa]

I'd prefer a Cubs freestyle.

 

Since this isn't 1842.

[otis89]

Does anyone here watch Whose Line is it Anyway?

[UMFan83]

Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

[treebird]

this thread is cancelled

[Sammy Sofa]

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

[A New Era]

Oh common guys :lol: ! You gotta just have fun with it!

 

Like these guys!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMhL23Wif4

[beowulf28]

Oh common guys :lol: ! You gotta just have fun with it!

 

Like these guys!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMhL23Wif4

 

I just tried it, and I got a pretty good first stanza, but I completely sucked after that. Watching Whose Line Is It Anyway, it seems like it should be easy. But it's not. :roll:

[Sammy Sofa]

NOW PROMENADE!!!

[NorthsideAvenger]

I rather be in a fiddle contest with the devil, then try my hand at the hoedown.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless someone is willing tosend Eva Longoria over to my house?

[NCCubFan]

I rather be in a fiddle contest with the devil, then try my hand at the hoedown.

Would you bet a fiddle of gold against your soul? :D

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'd rather make a Cubs' Heavy Metal song. Mine consists of banging my head against a wall and screaming, "Jesus Christ! We SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

[biittner77]

How about easy listening?

 

Losing

on a Sunday afternoon

 

reeling

couldn't get away too soon

 

I never thought

we'd be this bad

ryan dempster really

makes me sad

 

I sure hate that dusty

how can he play mabry?

[BeerHere]

:huh:

 

By the way, what is this ---> :elephant: Should it be pink?

 

Nevermind

 

 

 

Now back to your regularly scheduled.............um..........hoedown

 

 

:fingerfight:

[wade]

Why'd I have to marry,

a girl from Downer's Grove.

Now I watch the Cubbies,

with my head stuck in a stove.

 

If something ever happens,

and I gotta marry again-

I'll find a girl from New York,

or maybe live in sin.

[BeerHere]

Why'd I have to marry,

a girl from Downer's Grove.

Now I watch the Cubbies,

with my head stuck in a stove.

 

If something ever happens,

and I gotta marry again-

I'll find a girl from New York,

or maybe live in sin.

 

well done

 

=D>

[soccer10k]

I became a Cubs fan when I was just a kid

Now that I’m an adult, I wonder why I did

I wish I had the chance to pick a different team

But that’s just a product of a Jack induced dream

 

Fortunately for me, baseball season’s done

Now I can concentrate on all the football fun

I’ll save my money, for lots and lots of beer

Because if I know the Cubs I’ll want to forget next year

[wade]

Yay, they fired Dusty,

what will the next move be?

Some say Lou Piniella,

Or Joey Gir-ar-dee

 

I don't really care,

as long as they know-

walks are often good things,

even if you're slow.

[A New Era]

Yay, they fired Dusty,

what will the next move be?

Some say Lou Piniella,

Or Joey Gir-ar-dee

 

I don't really care,

as long as they know-

walks are often good things,

even if you're slow.

 

 

Hahahaha that's good =D> Now THAT sounds like Whose-line. :lol:

 

Hey don't you know what happened,

they fired the coaches today,

For us to compete,

they really couldn't stay,

 

Now maybe we can get some coaches,

under GIR-RAR-DI,

Hey look at our staff now,

they are no longer a hilarity!!

[AllStarMe]

A special ode to our numerous DL stints:

 

 

Well it hurt to watch the 06 Cubs, It had to hurt to play

Some new guy went disabled almost each and every day.

 

Wood and Prior, third straight year their starts were sorely missed

Our would-be shortstop ran into and shattered Derrek’s wrist.

 

A deadline deal with Dodgers would Cesar Izturis bring

Three weeks later, on the shelf, a strain in his hamstring

 

Fat Glendon had a bloodclot, before that he’d hurt his back

Poor Barret suffered most of all with bleeding in his sack

 

O’Malley, Marshall, Marmol- all young guns who missed some games

Good thing Jonny B. had all these injuries to blame!