The Soccer Thread

[USSoccer]

That's amateur [expletive], Cam.

 

2nd straight game our gameplan goes out the window early.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Not that he had a chance, but Howard laying on the ground was hilarious.

[UMFan83]

Time to see how we play from behind

[USSoccer]

Good thing we have the players on the field needed to attack.

 

Oh.

 

Good thing Portugal isn't good in the counter-attack.

 

What?

[Guest]

[expletive] the [expletive] Portugal fans at this bar.

 

[expletive] off, Cameron.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Portugal is just running us down and taking the ball away like you would do when playing the computer in a video game.

[wvcbxl]

It's still early, guys, don't lose hope.

[mul21]

Are we always this bad at possessing the ball?

[Derwood]

Good game, Portugal

[Mark Priors Calves]

god, we look terrible.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Are we always this bad at possessing the ball?

 

We were against Ghana.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

OK, we are finding some moments of sexiness.

[UMFan83]

I want a win or draw badly but let's be smart. Still need to be concerned with goal differential. Especially because every Portugal goal is -2 for the GD

[USSoccer]

Clint, do not shoot this.

[UMFan83]

Great free kick by Clint. Just missed it

[Guest]

I want a win or draw badly but let's be smart. Still need to be concerned with goal differential. Especially because every Portugal goal is -2 for the GD

 

GD won't matter if we lose unless you think we're getting something against Germany. If we go lose-lose, either Ghana or Portugal advances no matter what.

[wvcbxl]

Sneaky elbow by Beckerman there

[mul21]

Gotta have a better effort than that from Clint. He had more time.

[UMFan83]

From the sounds of the crowd every time Portugal is doing something good, a majority of their fan base is 15 year old girls

[Hairyducked Idiot]

US absolutely has a goal in them if the play flows like this.

[Guest]

We're showing some life at least.

[mul21]

So apparently Ronaldo gets away with forearm shivers and if we breathe on him it's a foul? Got it.

[Butterscup1679666578]

So apparently Ronaldo gets away with forearm shivers and if we breathe on him it's a foul? Got it.

 

well yeah look how pretty he is

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I really thought Dempsey would get that. Great defending to keep up with him.

[USSoccer]

[expletive] hell. We need to finish one of these.