Remember that time...

[Ding Dong Johnson]

...when we scored a run? Yeah, me neither.

[Laura]

I think Ronny Cedeno had the last Cubs HR.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I think Ronny Cedeno had the last Cubs HR.

 

Should I laugh or cry over that? Cuz I'm doing a little of both right now.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm thinking we may not score another until May 18th.

[BigbadB]

Jake Peavy feels very sorry for our situation and promises to loft a few underhand tomorrow.

[abuck1220]

i can hear the end of the year excuses already...'oh, derrek lee was hurt. he was the difference between having the worst offense in the league and a great offense.'

[Laura]

I think Ronny Cedeno had the last Cubs HR.

 

Should I laugh or cry over that? Cuz I'm doing a little of both right now.

 

Crying more now helps you laugh more later.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm thinking we may not score another until May 18th.

 

Why, are we releasing everyone and calling up the team from Iowa? Wait a minute, they suck worse.

[oldstyle81]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

[XZero771679666304]

I have watched some really bad Cubs teams in my time, but I am struggling to recall another stretch of offensive futility like the one we have seen in the past week.

 

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny.

[Laura]

I wonder what the Cubs record is for consecutive innings without scoring a run.

 

Was it mentioned tonight?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

[Chris]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

 

Gold star!

[YearofDaCubs]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

:lol:

[oldstyle81]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

 

we had a very hard time scoring runs, we had lost out best offensive threat to a freak accident a week or so before. Juan Pierre came in to score in the first inning. then jock jones got doubled off 2nd with the bases loaded killing a great rally, the pirates then scored on a infield single by joe randa. then the 8th inning came and matt murton hit the ball just out of the reach of jack wilson, jerry hairston came around to score. Ryan dempster came in to close down the pirates. it was great

[NorthsideAvenger]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

 

we had a very hard time scoring runs, we had lost out best offensive threat to a freak accident a week or so before. Juan Pierre came in to score in the first inning. then jock jones got doubled off 2nd with the bases loaded killing a great rally, the pirates then scored on a infield single by joe randa. then the 8th inning came and matt murton hit the ball just out of the reach of jack wilson, jerry hairston came around to score. Ryan dempster came in to close down the pirates. it was great

 

:-k

 

LIAR. You are accusing the Cubs of ACTUALLY scoring a couple of runs, not to mention accusing them of winning a game? You better have some serious hard evidence to back up the claim. 8)

[AR-Baseball-Fan]

i was there the last time the cubs won a game

 

Tell us what it was like, Grandpa.

 

Post of the year. LOL

[Balsa]

It's almost getting funny for me.

 

How many different ways can we kill rallys and prevent runs from being scored, even with runners on or the bases loaded. It's exciting to see how creative the Cubs players can get.

 

This season = joke. And not even a funny one. I mean, we've heard all this before.

 

-- Kerry Prior injured (check)

 

-- Young pitchers struggling to replace them (check)

 

-- Big Bat out of lineup for extended period of time (check)

 

-- Really, REALLY awful bench players (check)

 

When our pitchers throw well, we can't score runs. Check.

[BigbadB]

Agreed. Very funny comeback. =D>

[YearofDaCubs]

It's almost getting funny for me.

 

How many different ways can we kill rallys and prevent runs from being scored, even with runners on or the bases loaded. It's exciting to see how creative the Cubs players can get.

 

This season = joke. And not even a funny one. I mean, we've heard all this before.

 

-- Kerry Prior injured (check)

 

-- Young pitchers struggling to replace them (check)

 

-- Big Bat out of lineup for extended period of time (check)

 

-- Really, REALLY awful bench players (check)

 

When our pitchers throw well, we can't score runs. Check.

Agreed, and things won't change until this organization gets cleared out from top to bottom.

[Chocolate Milk]

I just heard that the league is allowing the Cubs to use metal bats!

[cubfan1955]

Well if the Cubs actually score a run again they should stop the game and have a little ceremony out by homeplate. :?

[srbin84]

Well if the Cubs actually score a run again they should stop the game and have a little ceremony out by homeplate. :?

 

If the next time they score a run is at home, I want to hear that song from "The Natural" no matter what the score of the game is at the time.

[AR-Baseball-Fan]

Well if the Cubs actually score a run again they should stop the game and have a little ceremony out by homeplate. :?

 

And Bud Selig is going to document that baseball.

[BigSlick]

i can hear the end of the year excuses already...'oh, derrek lee was hurt. he was the difference between having the worst offense in the league and a great offense.'

 

I kinda felt like with Derrek Lee, we had a fairly average offense...of course he's out and everyone is in a mega-slump.