Questions you'd like someone to ask Hendry at Convention?

[Chris]

Jim, we talked at a Jaxx game in 2005. At that game, you gave me your e-mail address and said you'd love to do a Q & A with northsidebaseball.com

 

After sending multiple e-mails, you never responded. What's up with that?

 

Would you like me to take over the mantle of spamming Jim's email account?

 

That might not be a good idea.

[Derwood]

"Yes, Jim, just one question regarding this off season so far:

 

WHY?

 

Thank you, I'll hang up and listen to the answer."

[Magnetic Curses]

garth: "yeah, when did you become a total nutbar?"

[RynoRules]

Jim, we talked at a Jaxx game in 2005. At that game, you gave me your e-mail address and said you'd love to do a Q & A with northsidebaseball.com

 

After sending multiple e-mails, you never responded. What's up with that?

 

He's probably seen Meat and Potatos Man's avatar:

 

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/PremiumForum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2324

[Balsa]

Jim, we talked at a Jaxx game in 2005. At that game, you gave me your e-mail address and said you'd love to do a Q & A with northsidebaseball.com

 

After sending multiple e-mails, you never responded. What's up with that?

 

You can't honestly be surprised about that...all he would have had to do was visit this site once and he probably wouldn't want an interview. Hell, all he'd have to do is read this thread.

[UK1679666180]

You can't honestly be surprised about that...all he would have had to do was visit this site once and he probably wouldn't want an interview. Hell, all he'd have to do is read this thread.

 

Getting pre-screen questions is a separate scenario than registering here and jumping into a thread kamikaze style.

 

I don't fault him for not doing a Q & A, just don't agree to it and not follow thru w/it. No point in leading even one person on, if you initially had no intentions.

[Chris]

You can't honestly be surprised about that...all he would have had to do was visit this site once and he probably wouldn't want an interview. Hell, all he'd have to do is read this thread.

 

Getting pre-screen questions is a separate scenario than registering here and jumping into a thread kamikaze style.

 

I don't fault him for not doing a Q & A, just don't agree to it and not follow thru w/it. No point in leading even one person on, if you initially had no intentions.

 

Exactly.

[JC]

"Do you guys drill each other using your canned answers, or is it more of an individual memorization technique?"

[B]

Do you ever plan on making the Cubs better?

[Omar]

Jim,

 

You used to be cool. What happened? What happened to the days you got Nomar by giving up Francis Beltran, Gonzo, and Harris?

 

and...

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Wood?

[biittner77]

How many games under 500 will the Cubs have to fall before you fire Dusty Baker?

 

Who do you think the new GM will get rid of first, Neifi Perez or Jacques Jones?

 

Would you prefer tarred & feathered or ridden out of town on a rail?

 

Has Ed Lynch been giving you advice on how to handcuff the team's future when you know you'll be fired?

 

Has Kenny Williams thanked you for making him look like a genius in comparison to you?

[Burtonbell]

Mr Hendry,

I heard Enrique Wilson and Mickey Morandini might be available. Any chance we see those great guys who can catch the ball get signed than that bum who is currently our 3rd best hitter Todd Walker?

[fromthestretch]

Who do you think the new GM will get rid of first, Neifi Perez or Jacques Jones?

 

I love this question.

[Roast]

If a train leaves Chicago at 9 AM, could you and Dusty be on it?

 

And there is the #1 question to be asked :lol:

 

LMAO!!!

[SeldomSeen]

Jim,

 

You used to be cool. What happened? What happened to the days you got Nomar by giving up Francis Beltran, Gonzo, and Harris?

 

and...

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Wood?

 

May 1st.

 

 

We already know that one.

[PackLandVA]

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Wood?

 

 

I really don't know the answer to this. But I'm sure it would cause him to miss at least a couple of starts because of it.

[nolanwood]

Jimbo,

 

I've got one quick question, and I apologize if I get a little choked up.....it's just that everytime I think of you puke rises up the back of my throat and sometimes makes it hard to talk.....

 

1) What is your biggest fear in life, as it appears "failure" isn't even close to the top of your list........?

[frostwyrm]

Yes or no answers only please - will Cedeno start over Neifi?

 

Will Murton and Cedeno be allowed to work through slumps?

[Derwood]

Derivative:

 

How much wood could a Kerry Wood carry if a Kerry Wood could carry wood?

[CuseCubFan69]

What gimmick is going to replace the believe braclets? May I suggest blinders and earplugs?

[Bergy92]

What gimmick is going to replace the believe braclets? May I suggest blinders and earplugs?

 

that's funny....

[frostwyrm]

What gimmick is going to replace the believe braclets? May I suggest blinders and earplugs?

 

Augie Ojeda life-size bobblehead doll. Fits on the dashboard of a Ford Festiva.

[CuseCubFan69]

What gimmick is going to replace the believe braclets? May I suggest blinders and earplugs?

 

Augie Ojeda life-size bobblehead doll. Fits on the dashboard of a Ford Festiva.

 

It's so nice to have Augie back in our lives again isn't it? Maybe Baylor can replace Baker too.

 

Do you remember the Festiva commercial?

 

"It's a Ford....it's a Festiva...Have you driven a Fooord...lately?"

[BigbadB]

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Wood?

 

 

I really don't know the answer to this. But I'm sure it would cause him to miss at least a couple of starts because of it.

 

Ah, you have to know the answer to that question.

 

Why, he'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood! :D

 

Whoops, Jim was supposed to answer that one, wasn't he? Well, I think he has a few more left that some of us would like to know the answer to.

[Chris]

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Wood?

 

 

I really don't know the answer to this. But I'm sure it would cause him to miss at least a couple of starts because of it.

 

Ah, you have to know the answer to that question.

 

Why, he'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood! :D

 

Whoops, Jim was supposed to answer that one, wasn't he? Well, I think he has a few more left that some of us would like to know the answer to.

 

Nice try, Jim :shock: