Sox trolls are fun

[1908]

10 reasons the Cubs suck

 

1) The fans will go to the game know matter how the Cubs play. So why would the team see any reason to improve the team?

 

2) D. Lee sucks in the clutch. Banging out solo homers is all hes good for.

 

3) Their on the North Side

 

4) Fans idolize average players like Santo

 

5) The organization trades everybody with talent. Example- Clement & Garland

 

6) Old Style beer

 

7) Yuppie social scene, to many jerks blowing bubbles

 

8)Parking

 

9) Their a NL team

 

10) The urine smell caused by the trough's that haven't been cleaned since 1906

 

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Id like to add that the White Sox are the 05' central division champs and the Cubs will finish 4th and under .500. You know you suck when the brewers do better.

Let's count the errors. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yep, still dumb.

[wolf stansson]

Don't you think calling a Sox fan dumb is a tad redundant?

[1908]

Don't you think calling a Sox fan dumb is a tad redundant?

There are idiots in every fan base. This troll just cracks me up.

[wolf stansson]

Oh I agree. I was just saying that calling a Sox fan dumb is redundant since to be a Sox fan by definition you have to be dumb.

[Tim]

10 reasons the Cubs suck

 

1) The fans will go to the game know matter how the Cubs play. So why would the team see any reason to improve the team?

 

2) D. Lee sucks in the clutch. Banging out solo homers is all hes good for.

 

3) Their on the North Side

 

4) Fans idolize average players like Santo

 

5) The organization trades everybody with talent. Example- Clement & Garland

 

6) Old Style beer

 

7) Yuppie social scene, to many jerks blowing bubbles

 

8)Parking

 

9) Their a NL team

 

10) The urine smell caused by the trough's that haven't been cleaned since 1906

 

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Id like to add that the White Sox are the 05' central division champs and the Cubs will finish 4th and under .500. You know you suck when the brewers do better.

Let's count the errors. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Yep, still dumb.

1) Brewers should be capitalized.

2) It is improper usage to end the sentence with "do better".

3) Very poor form to have a compound sentence that mixes verb tenses.

4) Is he giving one "example" or two?

5) Mixing punctuated and non-punctuated items in a list is poor form.

[erik316wttn]

10 reasons the Cubs suck

 

1) The fans will go to the game know matter how the Cubs play. So why would the team see any reason to improve the team?

 

2) D. Lee sucks in the clutch. Banging out solo homers is all hes good for.

 

3) Their on the North Side

 

4) Fans idolize average players like Santo

 

5) The organization trades everybody with talent. Example- Clement & Garland

 

6) Old Style beer

 

7) Yuppie social scene, to many jerks blowing bubbles

 

8)Parking

 

9) Their a NL team

 

10) The urine smell caused by the trough's that haven't been cleaned since 1906

 

________________________________

 

 

Id like to add that the White Sox are the 05' central division champs and the Cubs will finish 4th and under .500. You know you suck when the brewers do better.

Let's count the errors. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Yep, still dumb.

1) Brewers should be capitalized.

2) It is improper usage to end the sentence with "do better".

3) Very poor form to have a compound sentence that mixes verb tenses.

4) Is he giving one "example" or two?

5) Mixing punctuated and non-punctuated items in a list is poor form.

 

Are you an english teacher, Tim? ;)

 

Was this guy actually here, or was this on WSI?

[Mark_R]

Erik, you spell "analyze" wrong in your signature.

[NCCubFan]

Was this guy actually here, or was this on WSI?

He was here. This was his one post before getting the heave ho. He originally posted it in the Polls forum (the poll question was whether we would be rooting for the Sox or the Cardinals in the postseason).

 

This guy reminds me somewhat of Tom26 from the cubs.com board a few years ago, in the sense that at least he's a funny troll.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

10 reasons the Cubs suck

 

1) The fans will go to the game know matter how the Cubs play. So why would the team see any reason to improve the team?

 

2) D. Lee sucks in the clutch. Banging out solo homers is all hes good for.

 

3) Their on the North Side

 

4) Fans idolize average players like Santo

 

5) The organization trades everybody with talent. Example- Clement & Garland

 

6) Old Style beer

 

7) Yuppie social scene, to many jerks blowing bubbles

 

8)Parking

 

9) Their a NL team

 

10) The urine smell caused by the trough's that haven't been cleaned since 1906

 

________________________________

 

 

Id like to add that the White Sox are the 05' central division champs and the Cubs will finish 4th and under .500. You know you suck when the brewers do better.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/vance_the_cubs_fan/smartchart.jpg

[SouthSideRyan]

Nobody's going to comment on "trough's"?

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Nobody's going to comment on "trough's"?

 

There was so much other buffoonery to comment about, somethings just get left out.

 

That's two idiot Sox fans in two days that have been around. Combine that with the idiotic trolling im's I get from Jabroni/Aparoche and it's been a humorous weekend.

[Derwood]

When did we trade Clement again?

[sweetpeteman]

When did we trade Clement again?

 

when we traded for Maddux.

[sethuel1]

How do you know Charlie Weeghman didn't buy previously-used "trough's" when they built Weeghman Park? This guy might be on to something.

[Marco4]

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/vance_the_cubs_fan/smartchart.jpg

 

I'm too late to pick apart the list, but can I ask what happened at lunch to make you smarter? Is it the intake of food (fish, perhaps?) or something more/less sinister?

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/vance_the_cubs_fan/smartchart.jpg

 

I'm too late to pick apart the list, but can I ask what happened at lunch to make you smarter? Is it the intake of food (fish, perhaps?) or something more/less sinister?

 

I had just completed a workshop on teaching reading comprehension.