4/5 Cubs (Q) @ Brewers (Woodruff) 7:10

[Irrelevant Dude]

Who is left in the pen that can go multiple innings after last night?

[Deeg]

Who is left in the pen that can go multiple innings after last night?

 

Descalso.

[UMFan83]

Pitching hitting and defense all contributing tonight

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I can enjoy Stearns' Vaunted Defending Champion Brewers ruining these turds, except for Braun. I hope he breaks his leg on this home run trot.

[weis21]

I give up. horsefeathers this horsefeathers

[CubinNY]

I'm horsefeathering out

[UMFan83]

I don’t care if it’s the 7th game of the season, heads need to roll and fast

[CubinNY]

2nd horsefeathering inning

[Perd]

I’m no expert. But this team might not be very good.

[CyHawk_Cub]

PECOTA is giggling at the haters

[UMFan83]

If the home opener wasn’t on Monday I could have totally seen Joe getting fired with a sweep this weekend

[UMFan83]

PECOTA is giggling at the haters

 

Why? They fucked up too

[itisallpartoftheplan]

The only mystery now is whether we’ll score off the starter.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

KB is going to be the counter argument of why guys actually should sign extensions.

[Irrelevant Dude]

On the bright side, at least Bryant turned that extension down or else we would be stuck with his bad contract too.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

If the home opener wasn’t on Monday I could have totally seen Joe getting fired with a sweep this weekend

 

Somebody asked this yesterday, but being eight games out of first before your home opener HAS to be a record.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I wonder what we could get for Javy in terms of prospects. He won't be in his prime by time we're ready to compete again.

[CubinNY]

How can they look so dead to start the year?

[Hawk4Hall]

Are the Cubs sellers yet?

[Hawk4Hall]

How can they look so dead to start the year?

It’s odd. They look completely lifeless like they are 20 games out in August.

[TMan92]

Trying to choose between a building imploding gif or the family guy “and the season is over” clip. Too apathetic to waste my time copying them.

[Hawk4Hall]

Monty Python out the window gif.

[Andy]

I would say Jeffrey Loria would be proud of how quickly Theo destroyed a World Series champ, but Theo didn't make nearly as much money doing it

[Bryants Disco Ball]

They haven't been world beaters except for us tonight, but I wonder if the Brewers are going to have a start like our 2016 and bury the entire division by the end of this month.

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

If the home opener wasn’t on Monday I could have totally seen Joe getting fired with a sweep this weekend

 

Somebody asked this yesterday, but being eight games out of first before your home opener HAS to be a record.

I think it would have to be. How many teams even start the season with a nine game road trip? And the only way it could be worse would be if one team started 9-0 and the other started 0-9.