10/2/18 NL WILD CARD Rockies (Freeland) @ CLERBS (Lester) 7:00 CST ESPN

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So we are about to tie one of the worst teams in mlb history for most 0 or 1 run games in a season

 

What in the flying horsefeathers is our offensive staff doing in terms of game planning etc

 

To be fair, we played two more games.

 

Just kidding. We horsefeathering suck on offense. Weirdest horsefeathers ever.

[SparkMark1]

Steal steal steal

[weis21]

it got his sleeve, right?

[r_mack]

That...didn't hit him

[ScrubMD]

Worst case scenario is them scoring 1 run this inning.

[TMan92]

He ducks away like a horsefeathering moron

[DurbanJer]

didn't hit him

[abuck1220]

what a dumb horsefeathers

[NotSoSober]

That didn't hit him, Damn.

[UMFan83]

Oh well

[weis21]

nah that's sleeve bro

[TMan92]

nah that's sleeve bro

 

Nope

[Liam Neeson]

why lean away

[UMFan83]

Well with a 3-2 count you absolutely do not swing at this next pitch

[NotSoSober]

Can anyone on this team lean into a horsefeathering pitch? First Heywards worthless and now this

[Old Style]

He’s got to lean into that.

[abuck1220]

bless your heart for that steal 6 hours ago but come on dumb ass

[soccer10k]

Gore is a part of two full postseason runs with the Royals and doesn’t take a single PA yet Joe manages to get him two in a winner take all game.

[TMan92]

why lean away

 

Baseball iq is zero

[cubbyvirus00]

To make the death march worse, we get a break only to have it taken back.

[CoolHandLuke]

Dummy

[weis21]

please miss again. please

[Ding Dong Johnson]

he’d just get thrown out trying to steal anyway

[Brian]

why are you swinging idiot

[weis21]

WHY SWING?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?