Let the hate flow thread - our rosters have been totally mismanaged

[We Got The Whole 9]

Bryant not enough PA to qualify for that list I take it

[imb]

Meh, Harper or Machado gets them right back on the super team track

 

Hypothetical Harper lineup:

 

Harper

Bryant

Rizzo

Baez

Schwarber

Contreras

Zobrist

Heyward

 

Hypothetical Machado lineup:

 

Rizzo?

Bryant

Schwarber

Machado

Zobrist

Baez

Contreras

Heyward

 

Huuuuge offseason coming up

 

yeah maybe if we sign one generational talent we can finally topple the brewers

[Banedon]

Outside of the general miracle of him being who is, it's double miraculous he's been able to stay healthy given how banged up his style of play must leave him.

 

I absolutely think he's been playing hurt for a while. Every time he gets on base, he winces like he just did something heroic, even if it was just a single to right.

[Sammy Sofa]

Outside of the general miracle of him being who is, it's double miraculous he's been able to stay healthy given how banged up his style of play must leave him.

 

I absolutely think he's been playing hurt for a while. Every time he gets on base, he winces like he just did something heroic, even if it was just a single to right.

 

Oh, most definitely. It's inevitable the dude is going to have some extended DL stints.

[abuck1220]

you know chili sucks because "new hitting coach unlocks baez' potential" is the easiest story of all time to write, and there hasn't been a peep about anything of the sort.

[minnesotacubsfan]

you know chili sucks because "new hitting coach unlocks baez' potential" is the easiest story of all time to write, and there hasn't been a peep about anything of the sort.

 

 

Thats because it would be more like “ Javy Baez has no idea who the new coach is, says he thinks his name is Larry. Promptly hits 3 hrs”

[Sammy Sofa]

you know chili sucks because "new hitting coach unlocks baez' potential" is the easiest story of all time to write, and there hasn't been a peep about anything of the sort.

 

Plus it would be pretty hard to ignore how almost everyone else has started pooping their pants.

[Brian]

and the other guy having a good year has a personal hitting coach (Jesus)

[jersey cubs fan]

and the other guy having a good year has a personal hitting coach (Jesus)

There's another guy have a good year? Give me some clues.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

and the other guy having a good year has a personal hitting coach (Jesus)

There's another guy have a good year? Give me some clues.

jesus wasn't enough?

[Liam Neeson]

and the other guy having a good year has a personal hitting coach (Jesus)

There's another guy have a good year? Give me some clues.

 

 

Famously known for being the subject of the "Creepy Weirdo or Cool Dude" thread

[Thed Hoyerstein]

can you imagine the headlines if Davis was ever fired from the reds:

 

With the sight of offensive diarrhea never seen before, the stomach of division rivals curdle after the canning of Cincinnati's Chili.

[Sammy Sofa]

and the other guy having a good year has a personal hitting coach (Jesus)

There's another guy have a good year? Give me some clues.

 

 

Famously known for being the subject of the "Creepy Weirdo or Cool Dude" thread

 

"Ben Zobrist: Creepy Weirdo?" is one of my finest threads that I completely forgot about. We really went through a whole dramatic arc in that one.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

can you imagine the headlines if Davis was ever fired from the reds:

 

With the sight of offensive diarrhea never seen before, the stomach of division rivals curdle after the canning of Cincinnati's Chili.

 

However much time you spent thinking on this, was way too long

[jersey cubs fan]

can you imagine the headlines if Davis was ever fired from the reds:

 

With the sight of offensive diarrhea never seen before, the stomach of division rivals curdle after the canning of Cincinnati's Chili.

 

However much time you spent thinking on this, was way too long

 

I spent 6 months working on this headline and he just posted it.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Meh, Harper or Machado gets them right back on the super team track

 

Hypothetical Harper lineup:

 

Harper

Bryant

Rizzo

Baez

Schwarber

Contreras

Zobrist

Heyward

 

Hypothetical Machado lineup:

 

Rizzo?

Bryant

Schwarber

Machado

Zobrist

Baez

Contreras

Heyward

 

Huuuuge offseason coming up

 

yeah maybe if we sign one generational talent we can finally topple the brewers

 

I, for one, am sick of the Brewers winning the Central year after year

[Hairyducked Idiot]

See, I think this is ultimately our and Theo's problem. Our rival is the frackin' Milwaukee Brewers. No matter whether you beat them or not, no matter whether they win 85 games or 95, it's still just embarrassing to be fighting over the division with the Milwaukee Brewers. He needs a Yankees-level foil to work off of.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

See, I think this is ultimately our and Theo's problem. Our rival is the frackin' Milwaukee Brewers. No matter whether you beat them or not, no matter whether they win 85 games or 95, it's still just embarrassing to be fighting over the division with the Milwaukee Brewers. He needs a Yankees-level foil to work off of.

 

Brewers are certainly resembling Maddon's Rays sans the creepy manager thing

[Bull]

Outside of the general miracle of him being who is, it's double miraculous he's been able to stay healthy given how banged up his style of play must leave him.

 

I absolutely think he's been playing hurt for a while. Every time he gets on base, he winces like he just did something heroic, even if it was just a single to right.

 

Oh, most definitely. It's inevitable the dude is going to have some extended DL stints.

Every time he swings and misses he swings his right shoulder like it’s hurt or stiff. Maybe his uniform just twists when he misses.

[Banedon]

 

I absolutely think he's been playing hurt for a while. Every time he gets on base, he winces like he just did something heroic, even if it was just a single to right.

 

Oh, most definitely. It's inevitable the dude is going to have some extended DL stints.

Every time he swings and misses he swings his right shoulder like it’s hurt or stiff. Maybe his uniform just twists when he misses.

 

Yeah, he does some twisting after big swings but that's something I see a lot of guys do. Murphy did it after a swing yesterday too.

[champaignchris]

Brewers are certainly resembling Maddon's Rays sans the creepy manager thing

 

You’re drastically underrating how creepy Craig Counsel is. I mean, just look at him.

[17 Seconds]

See, I think this is ultimately our and Theo's problem. Our rival is the frackin' Milwaukee Brewers. No matter whether you beat them or not, no matter whether they win 85 games or 95, it's still just embarrassing to be fighting over the division with the Milwaukee Brewers. He needs a Yankees-level foil to work off of.

 

Brewers are certainly resembling Maddon's Rays sans the creepy manager thing

 

the rays were way more loaded

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This team was bad and dumb and we were always right to hate them.

[Omar]

Brewers are certainly resembling Maddon's Rays sans the creepy manager thing

 

You’re drastically underrating how creepy Craig Counsel is. I mean, just look at him.

 

the man doesnt age

 

and had the weirdest horsefeathering batting stance

[imb]

at least kb looks healthy