9/1 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Fillies (Elfin) - 6:05 NBCSN

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Don't know who this Elfin guy is. I can't even find him on baseball reference! Is he even a real pitcher?

 

Whelp, this whole Game Thread starting thing has really effected me. There are two losses on the Cubs' record and I only have myself to blame. I've been unable to sleep.

 

I've been grinding my teeth in the few moments that I do doze off.

 

BUT, I've heard tell the Cubs might have a presumed-dead baseball player returning to the team today. I've been drowning in anticipation all morning.

 

Cubs, for my sanity and general health, just win!

(Spoilered because this board can't handle the sexual propaganda that 90s tweens were subjected to:)

 

 

Edited September 1, 2018 by JudasIscariotTheBird

[Sammy Sofa]

Granted, it's the weekend, but that last gif is pretty damn NSFW. Probably wanna at least bury it under spoiler tags.

 

Also: when the horsefeathers did THAT happen on R&S?

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Granted, it's the weekend, but that last gif is pretty damn NSFW. Probably wanna at least bury it under spoiler tags.

 

Also: when the horsefeathers did THAT happen on R&S?

I don't remember that episode, so it probably either never aired, or was a part of that revival it had on MTV much later on (which included that ridiculous log on Stimpy's butt and Ren with the strap on saw.

[treebird]

you know, ren and stimpy turned into a hardcore sex show so gradually, i well actually i always kind of knew

[Banedon]

Pretty sure that last gif is from this.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren_%26_Stimpy_%22Adult_Party_Cartoon%22

 

https://www.amazon.com/Ren-Stimpy-Episodes-John-Kricfalusi/dp/B000F9T700

[Cubswin11]

Win, jerks

 

[Regular Show]

Win, jerks

 

 

The heralded return of KB. I know Caratini is batting 7th today, but that still feels too high.

[UMFan83]

So glad KB is back to give Bote a game off

[chibears55]

Tonight lineup..

New prospect batting 5th..

Thought we'd see Wilson catching to give Contreras a break but Maddon went with Caratini

 

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[Schwarber Fan]

Zobrist will get the run in.

[chibears55]

One thing ill never understand with today players..

Rizzo got pretty much that whole left side open with runner on 3rd and no attempt to hit it that way..

 

 

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[TMan92]

Somebody needs to take the old horse Joe behind the barn and shoot him

[chibears55]

I wont miss Ian Happ next year

 

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[TMan92]

Happ is lost

[TMan92]

I wont miss Ian Happ next year

 

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Just sucks we will get nothing for him.

[BigSlick]

Hooray Bryant!

[TMan92]

God Schwarber killed that

[Schwarber Fan]

SCHWARBS

[BigSlick]

Hell. Yes.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Dumb park. Should’ve been a Dong.

[The_Achiever]

I like KBs new swing. His old finish did look ouchy.

[TMan92]

Castillo for the Reds and Strasburg have really good stuff tonight.

[Gilby]

Murphy hasn't been quite the dumpster fire defensively that I was expecting.

[chibears55]

I wont miss Ian Happ next year

 

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Just sucks we will get nothing for him.

He'll be an add in to sweeten a deal most likely

 

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[chibears55]

Murphy hasn't been quite the dumpster fire defensively that I was expecting.

He'll make the routine plays and might surprise you with a fancy one here and there..

 

His bat is what important now

 

 

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