7/3/18 Tigers (Fulmer) @ CLUBES (Hendricks) 1:20 CST NBC Sports Chicago/MLBN

[Perd]

That guy would still post here...if David Ross wasn’t keeping him in his Jame Gumbesque dungeon well.

[17 Seconds]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Seriously; dude seemingly quit the board because everyone thought he was a weirdo for loathing David Ross.

 

[Regular Show]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

 

[Andy]

TIL GR left. I legitimately hadn't noticed.

[17 Seconds]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

neither of us can confirm anything. i've seen/heard multiple people say the opposite of what your people said.

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo is easily the biggest tool on the team.

 

Tool recognizes tool.

[jersey cubs fan]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

neither of us can confirm anything. i've seen/heard multiple people say the opposite of what your people said.

it was a total dick move for him to fake cancer

[mul21]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

 

 

Lackey, definitely. Z, I don't know, I just see him as a hyper competitive dude who got really pissed about losing and not performing well himself. I bet he's a pretty regular guy off the field.

[entbird79]

So what you're saying is that you, Duke, jersey, Derwood and I should all replace them, right?

 

Like Tim would ever go for that, raisin brain.

[Tim]

That guy would still post here...if David Ross wasn’t keeping him in his Jame Gumbesque dungeon well.

Just one more reason to love David Ross.

[David]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

neither of us can confirm anything. i've seen/heard multiple people say the opposite of what your people said.

 

Same. And I don't care even a little bit how he treats random grown ass men.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

neither of us can confirm anything. i've seen/heard multiple people say the opposite of what your people said.

 

Same. And I don't care even a little bit how he treats random grown ass men.

 

Ah, but what about when he makes to anti-robot rally in A.I. look like a picnic?

[Banedon]

Jon, Cuse, Chris, mlpeel, Laura....

 

Laura still comes by from time to time.

 

EDIT: looks like she lurks a lot too...she's liking posts plenty.

[Brian707]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

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My wife's cousin is dating Rizzo's best friend and she says he is a swell guy but that is because he picks up the bar/dinner tab all the time. She also seems pretty flaky, so I don't consider her a good source. As for Zambrano, back around 2010 a girl I was dating worked at a steak place in Elgin, Zambrano had a party of about 15 people. His tab was around a grand and tipped $20 horsefeathering dollars. Does it mean he is a bad guy or just bad at math? I don't know? Maybe the restaurant should have added the 18% gratuity for parties of 8 or more. It's pretty hard to tell who are good dudes and who are bad from afar.

[entbird79]

it's funny because he was comparing him to rizzo, and i'm pretty sure rizzo is a super fake dickhole in real life. ross just seems like a super nice homeless guy.

 

Can confirm Rizzo is NOT a "super fake dickhole" in real life from multiple people who've met him. Where do you guys come up with these takes? Does anyone else want to speculate on which former players are dicks because there are some pretty obvious ones:

 

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My wife's cousin is dating Rizzo's best friend and she says he is a swell guy but that is because he picks up the bar/dinner tab all the time. She also seems pretty flaky, so I don't consider her a good source. As for Zambrano, back around 2010 a girl I was dating worked at a steak place in Elgin, Zambrano had a party of about 15 people. His tab was around a grand and tipped $20 horsefeathering dollars. Does it mean he is a bad guy or just bad at math? I don't know? Maybe the restaurant should have added the 18% gratuity for parties of 8 or more. It's pretty hard to tell who are good dudes and who are bad from afar.

 

Is TT really Zambrano?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I will go down swinging on the absurdity of tipping on haircuts and other instances where you're only paying for a service, but I'm a 20% minimum guy for table service at restaurants.

 

 

To the actual point, Rizzo seems most likely to be a bro, which sometimes can come off like being fake or a dick. But it's clear enough that his personality is not an act and that he's not aloof or uncaring either.

[squally1313]

Power Ranking top 5 Cubs you'd want to have a beer/split a pizza with:

 

1. Lester

2. Schwarber

3. Javy

4. Happ

5. Heyward

[Rex Buckingham]

Power Ranking top 5 Cubs you'd want to have a beer/split a pizza with:

 

1. Lester

2. Schwarber

3. Javy

4. Happ

5. Heyward

 

1. Javy

2. El Mago

3. Baez

4. Javier Baez

5. seriously, just Javy

[badger]

I will go down swinging on the absurdity of tipping on haircuts and other instances where you're only paying for a service, but I'm a 20% minimum guy for table service at restaurants.

 

 

To the actual point, Rizzo seems most likely to be a bro, which sometimes can come off like being fake or a dick. But it's clear enough that his personality is not an act and that he's not aloof or uncaring either.

 

Wait, you don't tip your hairstylist? What the horsefeathers is the matter with you?

[David]

My hairdresser/stylist/whatever I've been going to for damn near 20 years now owns her own place and I still tip her.

[Andy]

Power Ranking top 5 Cubs you'd want to have a beer/split a pizza with:

 

1. Lester

2. Schwarber

3. Javy

4. Happ

5. Heyward

I have no reason to think Schwarber isn't a decent guy but I can see him being a bit intense for the 'have a beer/split a pizza' outing. Same with Happ.

 

I'd go Heyward 1st, and any combination of Javy, Lester, Contreras, Rizzo after that.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Power Ranking top 5 Cubs you'd want to have a beer/split a pizza with:

 

1. Lester

2. Schwarber

3. Javy

4. Happ

5. Heyward

 

1. Javy

2. ......

3. ......

4. Schwarber

5. Bryant (ginger ale instead of beer, of course)

 

 

Happ? Are you horsefeathering kidding me? It would suck to wake up (if you are lucky enough to do so) after being out with him, only to discover you're missing a kidney.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I will go down swinging on the absurdity of tipping on haircuts and other instances where you're only paying for a service, but I'm a 20% minimum guy for table service at restaurants.

 

 

To the actual point, Rizzo seems most likely to be a bro, which sometimes can come off like being fake or a dick. But it's clear enough that his personality is not an act and that he's not aloof or uncaring either.

 

Wait, you don't tip your hairstylist? What the horsefeathers is the matter with you?

 

 

I haven't been to a hairstylist in about a decade, but I also don't tip my mechanic on an oil change, or a plumber who fixes a leaky pipe.

[Tim]

What, nobody saying Russell to pick up his rejects? Are we all old and married now?