5/25 cobs (kyle) vs giants (holland) 1:20 ABC7

[Ding Dong Johnson]

this team sucks and does not know how to hit baseballs

 

I feel like they're the worst team ever so I'm going to look to our resident ray of sunshine to make me feel better with his relentless positivity

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oh horsefeathers

 

 

tree get ready to take over because my record is about to drop to under 500 like these bozos soon

[Cubswin11]

The Giants suck and Derek Holland really sucks. That is all.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

leaked footage of duke after forgetting "somehow"

[Brian707]

Some more wisdom. I am going to say neither of the above are happening

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

Somehow Ding Dong will be starting the Game thread for Game 1 of the NLDS.

[Bull]

Somehow Ding Dong will be starting the Game thread for Game 1 of the NLDS.

Wait that would mean...ohhhhhhhhhh

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Some more wisdom. I am going to say neither of the above are happening

 

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[PackLandVA]

The Giants suck and Derek Holland really sucks. That is all.

 

So if I'm reading between the lines, Holland goes 6 and gives up 1 run; Cubs lose 5-1?

[Cubswin11]

It’s going to be mid-high 80s, maybe hit 90, this weekend. There will be dongs

[Brian707]

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[Cubswin11]

The other night had me considering ignoring these sucks for a week or two. But off day to clear the mind and get the morale back and couldn’t be feeling better. Time to kick this thing in to gear and lay waste to the league.

 

[Brian707]

A 10-2 Dongfest would start this long weekend off right

[Bryants Disco Ball]

It’s going to be mid-high 80s, maybe hit 90, this weekend. There will be dongs

 

Sounds like you just needed a mental break.

 

ETA: I quoted the wrong one, sorry.

[Sammy Sofa]

Gorkys a jolly good fellow.

[Agony and Ivy]

If we don't dong Holland into retirement today is a massive failure.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Albert is indeed going to drop a ball catching it like that some day, and I'll be annoyed.

[Sammys Boombox]

Don’t want to walk people on a day like today, but that’s a whole lot of plate that inning for Hendricks.

[Sammy Sofa]

Good start, Methuselah.

[Agony and Ivy]

Don't bunt Albert. You're way too horsefeathering slow to get on base.

[Agony and Ivy]

Do it to them Kris.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

That turned out more effective than a pop up bunt.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Do it to them Kris.

 

I'll even take a well-placed double.

[Sammy Sofa]

Brutalize this helpless sap.

[Agony and Ivy]

Lol Buster nice catch you idiot.

[Agony and Ivy]

Kris is hungover