5/19/18 CLORBS (Hendricks) @ The Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory (Castillo) 12:10 CST WGN

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK, Reds. Pull a Cubs, here. You owe us.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I mean, you have to go to third Kyle.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I mean, you have to go to third Kyle.

 

Caratini has to tell him on that play, like JD said you don't have the luxury of checking on Votto and still getting Gennett.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I mean, you have to go to third Kyle.

 

Caratini has to tell him on that play, like JD said you don't have the luxury of checking on Votto and still getting Gennett.

 

For sure. Somebody needs to yell to him to do so and clearly did not.

[Andy]

Repeatedly squandering scoring chances while the other team almost effortlessly turns them into runs... Ugh.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I want Riz to tie the game right away to start the inning.

[Sammy Sofa]

THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

[Agony and Ivy]

I want Riz to tie the game right away to start the inning.

 

First pitch pop-up incoming.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm starting to wonder, despite all the numbers people can show, if Riz is just going to suck this season.

[Andy]

I want Riz to tie the game right away to start the inning.

 

First pitch pop-up incoming.

4 pitches late

[Sammy Sofa]

I want Riz to tie the game right away to start the inning.

 

First pitch pop-up incoming.

 

Hahahah! So close...

[Sammy Sofa]

I mean, that dumb slider was almost dead center, too.

[Sammy Sofa]

Cubswin11, you're a cool guy and all, but talking about "another level" in regards to the Cubs' offense doesn't specify whether that level is up or down.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Haha! Man, JD is just the best! He's almost as good as Kenny Blankenship on MXC.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Caratini was obviously safe in real time, good grief

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I think Javy is up now. Javy, make baseball great again.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, well. Go Cubs Go.

[Derwood]

Javy sucks and we were always right to hate him

[Cubswin11]

Start LaStella/Zobrist at 2B for the next week and let Javy sit for anything but late inning defense

[PackLandVA]

I wonder what would happen if all of the Cubs’ hitters hit to there potential at the same time.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Javy, however, reminds me more of Frank Babaganoosh these days.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I wonder what would happen if all of the Cubs’ hitters hit to there potential at the same time.

It would mean the year was 2016.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Yep, time to alternate Zo/LaStella starts at 2b for a stretch of time, pains me to say.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm about to make what seems an obvious statement: We need to score here.

[Derwood]

Bat Hendricks clean up