5/19/18 CLORBS (Hendricks) @ The Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory (Castillo) 12:10 CST WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, these dorks need to bat around so Happ can get his easy cycle, dammit.

[TMan92]

Seal boy with a great at bat

[Bryants Disco Ball]

YU MELTDOWN ACTIVATED.

[Gilby]

Give Tommy a lifetime contract. No one is even close to as good as he is at doing that.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, if this ends up just being a really prolonged fake rally, I'm gonna go over to Duke's house and knock his TV over.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Man, if this ends up just being a really prolonged fake rally, I'm gonna go over to Duke's house and knock his TV over.

 

That fight woke up the Riz. If he gets up this inning, he is giving us the lead.

[Sammy Sofa]

Come on, Rizzo. Treat that ball like you treat the towel guy.

[Brian]

f you reds

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Let's do this.

[Derwood]

Suck it, Iglesias

[Sammy Sofa]

Come on, Rizzo. Treat that ball like you treat the towel guy.

 

[Gilby]

Great job by the lefties.

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, so they can't get guys in from 2B with no outs, so Addison is gonna do it with 2 outs just because.

[David]

Man, if this ends up just being a really prolonged fake rally, I'm gonna go over to Duke's house and knock his TV over.

 

That fight woke up the Riz. If he gets up this inning, he is giving us the lead.

 

close enough

[Sammy Sofa]

Happ is gonna win this with a glorious RBI single. I can feel it in my BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Great stuff. And Iglesias is burned for the series.

[Sammy Sofa]

Please go back to dominating, Carl.

[Gilby]

We can't ease Carl back in to a game that's not tied?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Happ has the same wRC+ as Didi Gregorius.

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers, don't let a hump like that off the hook.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Carl, not good to see you.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hopefully Morrow and/or someone else is up.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, man. It's going to be an easy story for the reporters to write on a quick turnaround after Javy produces the game-winning hit.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Carl, not good to see you.

 

Which, of course, meant it was good to see him.