5/19/18 CLORBS (Hendricks) @ The Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory (Castillo) 12:10 CST WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Why do the Reds exist?

 

Will this game even be played today?

 

What kind of monster eats this:

 

 

These questions....and many others...will be answered in the next episode of...CLORBS.

 

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[Derwood]

Not only do these monsters eat that dreck, but life in Ohio involves being inundated with their radio, print and TV ads.

[Cubswin11]

I’ll be at both games today, so win you bums

 

[CubmanPi]

I went to a game in cincy in 2009, and thought it looked just curious enough to give it a try. That was a terrible decision. No idea how those people stomach that crap.

 

Cubs need to abuse these clowns. If the bats aren't going to show up against the decent teams, there better be dongs a plenty this weekend.

[Cubswin11]

Albert might have just blown out his knee

[Cubswin11]

Never mind, seems fine. He limped back to the bag bad there.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Sigh.

[Andy]

Someone send Russell back to baserunning boot camp

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I think Votto's chest was in the strike zone by the end of that swing and miss

[CyHawk_Cub]

Schwarber should consider hitting fewer ground balls.

[Cubswin11]

Javy is annoying as hell right now

[Cubswin11]

Hendricks has the goods today, stupid small zone in the first

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Bryant is beyond words at this point

[Derwood]

Bryant is beyond words at this point

 

He might lead the league in being stranded on base

[Sammy Sofa]

Don't horsefeathering blow having your #2 hitter on 2B with 0 outs, you clods.

[Sammy Sofa]

For horsefeathers's sake.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm sure it's too obscure of a stat, but I bet we are in the bottom 3 in MLB of having a guy on second with no outs and that guy still being on second with three outs.

[Cubswin11]

I’m already sitting through the rain, don’t be turds with RISP and make this day suck extra you idiots

[Sammy Sofa]

Watching the heart of the Cubs' lineup blow situations like that is totally this:

 

[Agony and Ivy]

I'm sure it's too obscure of a stat, but I bet we are in the bottom 3 in MLB of having a guy on second with no outs and that guy still being on second with three outs.

 

I'd blindly bet we aren't.

[Cubswin11]

I know a lot of it is odd luck but Rizzo is just a big dumb idiot right now. Don’t know why he didn’t stay home at 1B there. Hendricks or Baez had a play on it.

[Sammy Sofa]

Happ ascendant as Baez collapses.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

you really gonna make that 0-1 call on Bryant of all people, come on

[Derwood]

What is that, 9 LOB in 4 innings?

[Cubswin11]

KB can’t do it all you bums