5/18/18 CLORBS (Lester) @ The Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory (Bailey) 6:10 CST NBC Sports Chicago

[17 Seconds]

how the f does russell have a .349 obp

 

redemption for cubswin11 i guess

[17 Seconds]

Joey Votto is so twitchy in the box.

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I appreciate the Reds' commitment to being extra bad at all aspects of the game, like their 2 throws to the plate which have missed by an average of 15 feet

[The_Achiever]

I love how crouched he is. That was the big adjustment that Daniel Murphy made, makes the strike zone smaller and gives you better balance.

 

He's great. (Votto, not Murphy)

[Transmogrified Tiger]

oh Happ is gonna put you in the ground for that

[Cubswin11]

how the f does russell have a .349 obp

 

redemption for cubswin11 i guess

Was just coming to post, Russell’s slash line is looking pretty damn great right now. Just needs to sprinkle in some more power.

[Brian]

haha nice try

[sweetpeteman]

Ok, that could easily be a strike, but still funny.

[Brian]

make it hurt Kris

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Good call on intentionally walking Happ with one out.

[Bertz]

Happ was pretty charming during that Weather Channel bit.

 

So I guess it's like a Dexter Morgan thing where he can turn it on to lure his prey into a false sense of security?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Jon actually looks good tonight.

[Cubswin11]

Addy!!

[Derwood]

Reds announcers have completely resigned themselves that Cincy will suck forever.

[soccer10k]

Just call this thing.

[The_Achiever]

Playing the reds is certainly good for the ol' stat line.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

He's just so slow.

[The_Achiever]

Almora actually got down the line pretty quickly once he started running there.

[Cubswin11]

He's just so slow.

I’m in a car listening on the radio and knew by the call of it, it seemed like a play where on TV live you think it’s an easy hit and then there’s slow ass Almora making it not even close.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

He's just so slow.

I’m in a car listening on the radio and knew by the call of it, it seemed like a play where on TV live you think it’s an easy hit and then there’s slow ass Almora making it not even close.

 

In fairness to Almora, he hesitated out of the box because it had a weird trajectory and somehow snuck under the pitcher's glove when it looked like an out off the bat.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

He's just so slow.

I’m in a car listening on the radio and knew by the call of it, it seemed like a play where on TV live you think it’s an easy hit and then there’s slow ass Almora making it not even close.

 

Billy Hamilton would have been on second.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Justin Wilson has not allowed a run in eight appearances this month and has walked two in his last nine outings.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm sad that our $185 million dollar free agent signing is back and not only was I not checking to see when he'd be back, but I also wasn't remotely excited to see him back.

[Gilby]

Lol that was maybe the most deceiving Heyward fly ball yet, and he's had a lot of them. I thought he crushed that.

[David]

Justin Wilson has not allowed a run in eight appearances this month and has walked two in his last nine outings.

i'm so glad you said this and not duke