5/1: Cubs (Hendricks) vs Rockies (Gray), 7:05 CT WGN/MLBN

[Sammy Sofa]

[Cubswin11]

I think Drinky Joe made that lineup by asking Javy to name all of his teammates and after Javy could only name Rizzo and Bryant, he just pointed at the next 7 guys who walked by.

More likely Joe at 3 AM this morning in a drunken stupor in his living room with all the names on the team thrown about on the floor

 

[ScrubMD]

I think Drinky Joe made that lineup by asking Javy to name all of his teammates and after Javy could only name Rizzo and Bryant, he just pointed at the next 7 guys who walked by.

 

I'm glad Joe drew the line at having Lester bat 3rd.

[17 Seconds]

i love wacky lineups when the offense is slumping

[minnesotacubsfan]

Lineup looks like a “learning opportunity” to me

[CubinNY]

Addison has been hitting the ball better the last week. The results aren’t there yet.

[Cubswin11]

Addison has been hitting the ball better the last week. The results aren’t there yet.

Yeah 7 hits in last 6 games going back to last Tuesday (21 PAs). Haven’t all been hit the hardest but good to see still.

[Agony and Ivy]

This is going to be crazy pants tonight.

[Schwarber Fan]

This better be a slugfest game.

[OleMissCub]

Someone hit the reset button

[Cubswin11]

First to 15 wins

[Andy]

I can't wait until our guys hit balls just as hard and they don't go out later in this game.

[Schwarber Fan]

We haven’t had a Cubs/Rockies instant classic in awhile. We’re due.

[bcl412]

Need a good old crazy Cubs/Rockies Wrigley game so tonight is the night I say

[Andy]

We haven’t had a Cubs/Rockies instant classic in awhile. We’re due.

We've played them like 10 times since the last one (the Motte sucks/Bryant saves game in 15)

[Agony and Ivy]

This game is going to be absurd.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Rizzzzzoooo

[Andy]

It's officially on

[Schwarber Fan]

Holy horsefeathers!!!

[Cubswin11]

#GOATLeadoffHitter

[Old Style]

JOE IS A GENIUS!

[Agony and Ivy]

95.5 mph off the bat for Rizzo lol

[Aaron_Kennelly]

From now on, put Rizzo at leadoff after every 0-fer game so we never have to see him hit .115 for a full month again.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Much better job keeping the ball on the ground that inning. More of that.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Kyle Hendricks' change-up is the sexiest pitch currently thrown by any Cub.