Josh Beckett sucks

[imb]

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Josh Beckett left his start today because of a blister on the middle finger of his pitching hand.

Beckett seemed rid of the blister problems that forced him to the DL three times in 2002. Hopefully the Marlins caught this one before it got bad. May. 30 - 4:29 pm et

 

Alou should piss on his hands to toughen them up.

[matt_08]

I'm suprised he hasn't had arm problems yet from all the overwork last year.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I'm suprised he hasn't had arm problems yet from all the overwork last year.

 

Well, it did seem like he missed quite a bit of last season to injury. I'm more shocked at the health of Dontrelle Willis.

[Crash]

I'm suprised he hasn't had arm problems yet from all the overwork last year.

 

Well, it did seem like he missed quite a bit of last season to injury. I'm more shocked at the health of Dontrelle Willis.

 

Yeah I think Beckett was on the DL a few times last season, maybe the reason he had so much in the tank in October last year.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I'm suprised he hasn't had arm problems yet from all the overwork last year.

 

Well, it did seem like he missed quite a bit of last season to injury. I'm more shocked at the health of Dontrelle Willis.

 

Yeah I think Beckett was on the DL a few times last season, maybe the reason he had so much in the tank in October last year.

 

Hopefully Kerry and Mark can do that this year and get the Cubs a victory in the Series. 8)

 

Just noticed on the ESPN ticker that Beckett was placed on the DL with the blister and AJ Burnett came off the DL and will make his first start Thursday.

[Magnetic Curses]

Just noticed on the ESPN ticker that Beckett was placed on the DL with the blister and AJ Burnett came off the DL and will make his first start Thursday.

 

marlin fans actually think that burnett is going to be back to normal this season.

[wade]

I loathe Josh Beckett.

 

Wade

[iliveforthis]

Just noticed on the ESPN ticker that Beckett was placed on the DL with the blister and AJ Burnett came off the DL and will make his first start Thursday.

 

marlin fans actually think that burnett is going to be back to normal this season.

 

He just might be. I hear that his rehab went really well.

[DivineBovine]

Alou should piss on his hands to toughen them up.

 

 

That is TOOO funny!

[matt_08]

They need to start teaching these young pitchers about the wonders of urine.

[Magnetic Curses]

He just might be. I hear that his rehab went really well.

 

so did wood's, it will take him at least until the beginning of next year.

[Tim]

He just might be. I hear that his rehab went really well.

 

so did wood's, it will take him at least until the beginning of next year.

They've made a lot of progress in the rehab procedures in the past few years to speed up the timetable dramatically. Burnett has looked very good in his rehab starts. I guess we'll see, though.

[Warpticon]

Burnett is Bizarro Me, so I have to wish him well by default.

[imb]

If it's bizarro world, shouldnt you wish him ill?

[imb]

How will Beckett hurt himself tonight? Turn in! I expect a linedrive off his face, or maybe he will trip over the foul line and break his ass.

[Outshined_One]

How will Beckett hurt himself tonight? Turn in! I expect a linedrive off his face, or maybe he will trip over the foul line and break his ass.

 

I predict his elbow explodes.

[Rerisen]

Wounded Ego - 15 Day DL.

[FloridaCubbie]

Blister, again. wow. 15-day.

[imb]

He's worthless, dammit.

[mtkafka]

His hand must be working overtime doing something else :oops: ... USE YOUR LEFT HAND JOSH!

 

etc

[glavine93]

i had a big crush on josh but he ruined it by being too SICKLY.. now all i need is for michael barrett to be arrogant

[imb]

He's coming back tonight.

 

How many innings before his hand rots off? I say 3.

[Outshined_One]

How many innings before his hand rots off? I say 3.

 

I predict one of the baby xenomorphs from Alien pops out of his chest in the 4th. However, he'll heroically stay in and pitch until the 7th, despite a gaping wound in his chest and Miguel Cabrera dragged off the field kicking and screaming as the xenomorph's first big meal.

[Magnetic Curses]

LOL, guys.

 

but in actuality, he will spontaneously combust on the mound. meanwhile 1,000 miles away in queens: al leiter simultaneously combusts after screaming "I die a happy man knowing that josh beckett and his nasty stuff live on!"

 

miguel cabrera, while watching josh beckett writhe in unspeakable misery before dying, will be reminded of what he truly is, dust in the wind, he will blow away after a mighty swing by mike lowell, which breaks lowell's back, btw, blows him away ijnto the muggy florida night.

 

in detroit, pudge will have dropped dead, after an eating contest between him and dimitri young, results in the cannibalizing of uggy urbina. after losing, dimitri will say: "hey, no fair! he's not breathing, don't people normally breathe?"

 

in chicago, ozzie guillen will die of grief when he learns of jack mckeon's botched rectal rebuilding.

[BigbadB]

Beckett is getting worked by Montreal this evening.