8/16: Reds (Bailey's 8.31 ERA) @ Cubs (Lackey - 2nd half ace) 7:05 on WGN

[jersey cubs fan]

In

 

Edit: without people being PM'd though, I can see this failing miserably.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

 

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[Cubswin11]

These sucks have somehow won 3 of their last 5 games, I have a feeling it is only the start of something like 7 of 11 and 15 of 20 type run coming up.

[UMFan83]

I haven't had a chance to say "horsefeathers billy Hamilton" this series

[Schwarber Fan]

I absolutely despise Billy Hamilton. There's a 100% chance he steals 3rd.

[UMFan83]

Captain horsefeathers tard with his usual first inning BS

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Limit them to five this inning and we might have a chance.

[soccer10k]

I haven't had a chance to say "horsefeathers billy Hamilton" this series

 

You also haven't had a chance to say "horsefeathers John Lackey" this series.

[Agony and Ivy]

Schwarber's arm is fantastic

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Schwarber's arm is fantastic

 

You have to imagine he will follow with a dong in the bottom half of the inning.

[Sammy Sofa]

Show this homely motherfunker how the No Homers club works.

[Sammy Sofa]

That's the stuff.

[soccer10k]

RIZZO!

[d_money]

Sweet Riz!

[Schwarber Fan]

RIZZZZZZOOOOO

[woodchip2153]

Was that Grimm jumping like an idiot in the bullpen? That was almost as awesome as the slam!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Well, that''s very nice.

 

Also, since August 16 the Cubs have scored 100 percent of the time with a runner at third and less than two outs.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I haven't had a chance to say "horsefeathers billy Hamilton" this series

 

You also haven't had a chance to say "horsefeathers John Lackey" this series.

in today’s “unnecessary racism” segment...

[UMFan83]

Grand slams are nice. Let's score more runs

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Not too excited, if Rizzo doesn't hit a grand slam but pops up instead we don't score.

[d_money]

Jesus Lackey. Throw a effin strike.

[Andy]

God I horsefeathering hate this guy

[jersey cubs fan]

Not too excited, if Rizzo doesn't hit a grand slam but pops up instead we don't score.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Just don't give up a dong here, you douche.

[David]

fuckin ump call that horsefeathers