To the Victor go the spoils

[Omar]

you mean there arent hot singles in my area?

[Clem Fandango]

Does Juan Pierre live nearby?

[Andy]

Does Juan Pierre live nearby?

He said singles, not 4-3s

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, take that, guy who had 204 hits and a 3.1 fWAR in 2006 for the Cubs. ROASTED.

[David]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

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Fingers crossed for Stroman.

[CubinNY]

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Fingers crossed for Stroman.

Donaldson in LF.

[sweetpeteman]

You guys are shooting too low.

 

 

 

We're clearly getting Coghlan back.

[UMFan83]

You guys are shooting too low.

 

 

 

We're clearly getting Coghlan back.

 

Anytime you can get someone who started in the previous year's World Series for loud mouth backup catcher you have to do it.

[Post Count Padder]

Anyone care what the return eventually is? Any interesting lottery ticket names in their system?

[sneakypower]

Brett from Bleacher Nation is having twitter kittens over a story about the Cubs trying to get Trump to say "you're fired" about Miggy. I think he might have a nervous breakdown.

 

Why the horsefeathers do I keep seeing this as a story? I saw the video where Gammons said it and I know he didn't really say it like it was a joke, but its freaking obvious that the Cubs were really not going to have Trump "fire" Miggy. Even the most tone deaf front offices would know that this wasn't a good idea, much less a sharp and tactful one like the Cubs

 

think he's just annoyed by the clickbait headline that says something like "The Cubs considered having Trump tell Montero, 'You're fired!'" instead of just saying they joked about it or whatever

 

but yeah you'd have to be an idiot to think they really considered that

 

but there are lots of idiots, which is why clickbait works

 

i love the clickbait ads that are like "You'll never believe what happened in !"

brett like, only communicates in buzzfeed/clickbait language

 

"David Ross to Appear on DWTS and MY HEART IS DOING A HAPPY DANCE"

OMG You Guys This is Not a Test This is Real Squee!!

[WrigleyField 22]

Anyone care what the return eventually is? Any interesting lottery ticket names in their system?

Cash?

[Post Count Padder]

Anyone care what the return eventually is? Any interesting lottery ticket names in their system?

Cash?

What position does he play? How green is he?

[Tim]

Anyone care what the return eventually is? Any interesting lottery ticket names in their system?

Cash?

We paid them a bunch of cash. I don't think there's any coming back.

[UMFan83]

Victor Caratini will be at Wrigley this weekend to open the season. He'll be in a Brewers uniform though