It's HAPPening!

[javy knows my name]

I wish I could like bd's post 800 times

[Ding Dong Johnson]

S. Sofa: sometimes funny.

and always has a problem with white guys

[Andy]

They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.

 

I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...

In Sofa's defense, I saw his postgame interview last night and can totally get why anyone might get a serial-killer vibe from him. He's a robot.

[woodchip2153]

They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.

 

I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...

 

*Apathetic grunt*

 

http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2015/05/19/ca415,0,2185,1769/happ0520.jpg

 

Is that dried blood on his neck?

[Sammy Sofa]

You know it.

 

Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.

[David]

you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

 

but yeah more hits than misses

[UMFan83]

 

I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...

 

*Apathetic grunt*

 

http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2015/05/19/ca415,0,2185,1769/happ0520.jpg

 

Is that dried blood on his neck?

 

Nah, that was just watery Cincinnati chili that dribbled down his neck

[Sammy Sofa]

you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

 

but yeah more hits than misses

 

Incorrect; I never tried to get people to call him that. My track record is flawless.

[Sammy Sofa]

How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?

 

Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system.

 

Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads.

 

WHAT ARE WE (NOT) PAYING FOR.

[PosterToBeNamedLater]

you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

 

but yeah more hits than misses

He hits sometimes (I guess)

[David]

How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?

 

Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system.

 

Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads.

 

WHAT ARE WE (NOT) PAYING FOR.

 

and that reminds me i haven't donated in a while so i donated

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Theo: "If you want to stay up with us, someone's gonna have to go on the bereavement list, Ian."

[Regular Show]

Well, I guess a lot of you guys think he's a creep and/or a serial killer lol.

 

I just think he's boring and doesn't smile very often. I think we've employed way creepier looking players like J. Taveras way, way back in the day...

 

If anyone is a serial killer on this team it's J. Lackey. Not even close IMO

[Sammy Sofa]

"I appreciate the words of support, unless you're a great big fat person, uuuuhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

 

[Guest]

They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.

 

I think you're confused, drifters don't get killed, they do the killing.

 

Now, hobos are the ones who sometimes get killed, but only the singing ones, never the stabbing ones.

 

I'd say that Happ is more of a Charles Starkweather type of guy. the only time he can feel truly alive inside is when he's taking life from another person.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_neT8fdNk1Ls/Sa1fc42gDKI/AAAAAAAANtQ/7sza7jBKVIU/s640/Leonard+Starweather+(hermano).jpg

[17 Seconds]

You know it.

 

Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.

 

i called him a sociopath first, dick

[Sammy Sofa]

Ian Happ is SO crazy that when he murders a ball he REALLY murders a ball.

[Guest]

Ian Happ is SO crazy that when he murders a ball he REALLY murders a ball.

 

and he feels nothing but excitement.

[Bull]

I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?

[Tryptamine]

Well, I guess a lot of you guys think he's a creep and/or a serial killer lol.

 

I just think he's boring and doesn't smile very often. I think we've employed way creepier looking players like J. Taveras way, way back in the day...

 

If anyone is a serial killer on this team it's J. Lackey. Not even close IMO

 

For me, Ted Lilly was always the guy where if someone found a head in his freezer I wouldn't have been at all surprised.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I still don't know what to think. I never thought he'd have a serious role on this team, barring injury. So I'm not sure how to proceed. But I'm afraid he will strike out too much to be too much of an asset, if he's mainly playing a corner outfield spot.

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?

 

Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

[David]

I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?

 

Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

 

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?

 

Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

 

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.

 

And amble around the OF like a wounded alpaca.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

 

Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

 

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.

 

And amble around the OF like a wounded alpaca.

be careful - some people think he's actually good out there