Tim Tebow Sucks

[SouthSideRyan]

Poor guy got sent down to single-A today.

 

I'm pretty sure that was always the plan, he only played major league games because of the WBC, split squad games and for jersey sales.

[biittner77]

Poor guy got sent down to single-A today.

 

I'm pretty sure that was always the plan, he only played major league games because of the WBC, split squad games and for jersey sales.

 

Pros: he can buy his under age teammates beer

 

Cons: he'll probably give them his testimony instead.

[SouthSideRyan]

Poor guy got sent down to single-A today.

 

I'm pretty sure that was always the plan, he only played major league games because of the WBC, split squad games and for jersey sales.

 

Pros: he can buy his under age teammates beer

 

Cons: he'll probably give them his testimony instead.

 

Sacramental Wine is free.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

I'm pretty sure that was always the plan, he only played major league games because of the WBC, split squad games and for jersey sales.

 

Pros: he can buy his under age teammates beer

 

Cons: he'll probably give them his testimony instead.

 

Sacramental Wine is free.

 

i'ma gonna guess he's of the grape juice substitute denomination

[OleMissCub]

Tebow v Scherzer goes as expected

 

[Derwood]

0 for 4 with 3 K's

[jersey cubs fan]

0 for 4 with 3 K's

 

that's not going to deter his biggest fans, most of them are very comfortable with 3 K's.

[Sammy Sofa]

0 for 4 with 3 K's

 

that's not going to deter his biggest fans, most of them are very comfortable with 3 K's.

 

[imb]

0 for 4 with 3 K's

 

that's not going to deter his biggest fans, most of them are very comfortable with 3 K's.

 

goodness this is a good post

[imb]

https://twitter.com/eutimioc2/status/846479195421102080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Fthreadid%3D3809956%26userid%3D0%26perpage%3D40%26pagenumber%3D55

[Sammy Sofa]

Y'know, we laugh, but I can think of another famous Christian who was denied three times right before he faced his destiny...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, you guessed it: Hitler.

[OleMissCub]

Y'know, we laugh, but I can think of another famous Christian who was denied three times right before he faced his destiny...

 

 

 

 

Yup, you guessed it: Hitler.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/kL0ZIXd.gif

[jersey cubs fan]

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[OleMissCub]

He's nowhere close to catching up to that fastball. Given that it's spring training, I bet the pitchers who gave up hits to him were directed that day to work on their offspeed stuff or whatever.

 

"Coach, please let me throw fastballs to Tim freaking Tebow, I really don't want to give up a hit to him. I'll never hear the end of it from the guys."

 

"No, no, we're working on changeups today."

 

"Coach please..."

 

"No."

[Sammy Sofa]

REPENT, HEATHENS:

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/TitanicBaseball/status/850144688950607872[/tweet]

[Banedon]

[biittner77]

REPENT, HEATHENS:

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/TitanicBaseball/status/850144688950607872[/tweet]

 

Admit it, you're disappointed that when he stopped at second he didn't take a knee and pray for the opposing pitcher who no doubt will be released tomorrow.

[Derwood]

Naturally, this home run was top of the show news on Sportscenter and they had a live interview with the elated Tebow. Why ESPN swings on this guy's nuts is beyond me

[SouthSideRyan]

Naturally, this home run was top of the show news on Sportscenter and they had a live interview with the elated Tebow. Why ESPN swings on this guy's nuts is beyond me

 

You're why

[rocket]

because he rules

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Imagine watching Sportscenter in 2017.

[Derwood]

Imagine watching Sportscenter in 2017.

 

I wouldn't call it "watching" so much as "flipping past"

[jersey cubs fan]

Imagine watching Sportscenter in 2017.

 

I wouldn't call it "watching" so much as "flipping past"

imagine channel surfing in 2017

[Banedon]

Look, I was just adjusting the rabbit ears on my tv and Sportscenter came on, ok?

[Banedon]