The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[ConstableRabbit]

depending on who you believe Bryce already met with the Cubs in Chicago.

Wait, who said this?

[Sammy Sofa]

It was assumed he did when he was here for the rumored White Sox meeting that may or may not have happened because he was at a Blackhawks game. Or something.

[Brian]

It came from the number 1 most accurate Cubs source

 

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[Old Style]

Is Bryce gonna do a tour of various cities and get PowerPoint presentations like Lebron got in 2010 when he hit free agency? I don’t remember if baseball does that thing

Didn't the Cubs put together a big presentation for Ohtani?

[UMFan83]

It came from the number 1 most accurate Cubs source

 

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It's amazing that Charles the Cat is the only reporter that has any rumors at all about the Cubs so far and they almost all seem to be what we want to hear.

[Bull]

I do, since it's a much larger FA class, and homeboy is basically setting the table, and it's why the relative lack of action/news is driving me bonkers.

I can recommend someone.

[Clem Fandango]

Is Bryce gonna do a tour of various cities and get PowerPoint presentations like Lebron got in 2010 when he hit free agency? I don’t remember if baseball does that thing

I mean, we pretty much did that for Lester, so...

 

ETA and Ohtani last season.

 

[badger]

Bryce can go horsefeathers himself for that badger [expletive] on the last page.

[Clem Fandango]

YOU'RE DOING THE LORDS WORK, KRIS.

 

[Hairyducked Idiot]

It came from the number 1 most accurate Cubs source

 

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It's amazing that Charles the Cat is the only reporter that has any rumors at all about the Cubs so far and they almost all seem to be what we want to hear.

 

I dunno, I'm worried they're gonna blow all their money on Harper and take themselves out on Arenado.

[WrigleyField 22]

YOU'RE DOING THE LORDS WORK, KRIS.

 

Harper to StL confirmed.

[Backtobanks]

It came from the number 1 most accurate Cubs source

 

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It's amazing that Charles the Cat is the only reporter that has any rumors at all about the Cubs so far and they almost all seem to be what we want to hear.

 

I dunno, I'm worried they're gonna blow all their money on Harper and take themselves out on Arenado.

 

It might take them out of a backup C, backup SS, and 2-3 relief pitchers too.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

 

It's amazing that Charles the Cat is the only reporter that has any rumors at all about the Cubs so far and they almost all seem to be what we want to hear.

 

I dunno, I'm worried they're gonna blow all their money on Harper and take themselves out on Arenado.

 

It might take them out of a backup C, backup SS, and 2-3 relief pitchers too.

...is this green font or is this insane?

[Sammy Sofa]

YOU'RE DOING THE LORDS WORK, KRIS.

 

 

Dear god, why did he shave his majestic mane.

 

Dear god, why is his shirt buttoned all the way up.

 

Dear god, what is Bryant wearing around his neck.

[chopsx9]

 

Dear god, what is Bryant wearing around his neck.

 

This was my first thought as well.

[Bertz]

Bryant's hairline is receding so fast we'll be able to track it with Statcast next year

[Perd]

I don’t know what’s vanishing quicker, KB’s hair or his power.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

lame fivehead joke here

[Sammy Sofa]

Though I appreciate his determination to keep rocking the worst possible hairstyle for a dude losing every hairline battle possible. I've got an uncle still doing the same, and it's practically halfway back the top of his head (hello me in 20 years).

[Brian]

I think the lighting didn't do him any favors, but it's still not great

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[Sammy Sofa]

Seriously though....dude cut down the wrong part of his head...

 

[imb]

the crazy thing about hair is that it just grows right back

[Derwood]

the crazy thing about hair is that it just grows right back

 

Apparently Mojo hates beards like he hates shorts and good pizza

[Sammy Sofa]

Beards are good. Bryce with a beard and a buzzcut is not good.

 

AND THAT TOP BUTTON.

 

And let's not forget Bryant's creepy cult guru necklace.

[imb]

mojo, the shut-in who feels he should be in charge of the clothes and hairstyles of millionaires.