9/5 Super Cubs (Hendricks) @ Brewers (Davies) 12:10 CT WGN, ESPN

[cubscott34]

Yay J-Hey!! Cubs take three of four from the Giants and now take their amazing talents on the road to Wrigley Field North where the Cub fans will out number the Brewer fans 10 to 1. In game 1, the Cubs will send The Professor to the mound:

 

 

Oops. No. That's not the ML leader in ERA and the reigning NL pitcher of the month. That would be this stud:

 

 

Time for the Brewers to go to school and learn about the ways of the mighty, mighty changeup. As Kyle educates the lost souls that make up the Brewers lineup he'll be facing off against this fool:

 

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2012/05/man-candy-mondays-mark-paul-gosselaar-the-max.jpg

 

Wait. No. That's not right either. It's this guy:

 

 

Yes. There we go. See the intense look of learning on his face as he studies the professor in an effort to gain even a hint of the knowledge that Kyle possesses. Nonetheless he will not be saved by the bell and the Cubs lineup will feast on his meager offerings.

 

Cubs win an easy one 8-1 as Rizzo hits two dongs, one of which goes back to back with Bryant, and J-Hey keeps up the good work with 3 more hits.

 

Go Cubs!!!

 

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

:flythew:

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Careful. SBTB threads have killed seasons before.

[Omar]

Cubs v. Davies

Name                PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Kris Bryant          9  9  4  1  0  1   3  0  0 .444 .444  .889 1.333  0  0   0   0         0
Anthony Rizzo        8  8  3  3  0  0   1  0  2 .375 .375  .750 1.125  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell      7  6  2  0  0  0   1  1  0 .333 .429  .333  .762  0  0   0   0         0
Javier Baez          6  6  1  0  0  0   0  0  2 .167 .167  .167  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Dexter Fowler        6  6  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Ben Zobrist          6  5  1  0  0  0   1  1  1 .200 .333  .200  .533  0  0   0   0         0
Willson Contreras    5  4  1  1  0  0   1  1  0 .250 .400  .500  .900  0  0   0   0         0
Jorge Soler          4  4  1  0  0  0   0  0  2 .250 .250  .250  .500  0  0   0   0         0
Matt Szczur          3  3  2  1  0  0   0  0  0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667  0  0   0   0         0
Jake Arrieta         2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Chris Coghlan        2  1  0  0  0  0   0  1  0 .000 .500  .000  .500  0  0   0   0         0
Kyle Hendricks       2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jason Heyward        2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         1
Miguel Montero       2  1  0  0  0  0   0  1  1 .000 .500  .000  .500  0  0   0   0         0
Total               64 59 15  6  0  1   7  5 10 .254 .313  .407  .719  0  0   0   0         1
Has not faced: Tommy La Stella and David Ross & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Joe Smith, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

 

Brewers v. Hendricks

Name               PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Scooter Gennett    21 21  4  0  0  0   0  0  2 .190 .190 .190  .381  0  0   0   0         1
Ryan Braun         12 11  2  0  0  0   1  0  4 .182 .250 .182  .432  0  0   0   1         0
Martin Maldonado    9  8  2  0  0  0   0  1  1 .250 .333 .250  .583  0  0   0   0         0
Domingo Santana     8  8  0  0  0  0   0  0  7 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Chris Carter        5  4  2  1  0  0   2  1  1 .500 .600 .750 1.350  0  0   0   0         0
Matt Garza          5  5  1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .200 .200 .200  .400  0  0   0   0         0
Hernan Perez        5  5  0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jonathan Villar     5  4  0  0  0  0   0  1  1 .000 .200 .000  .200  0  0   0   0         0
Kirk Nieuwenhuis    4  4  1  1  0  0   0  0  1 .250 .250 .500  .750  0  0   0   0         1
Jake Elmore         3  3  1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Chase Anderson      2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Zach Davies         2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Wily Peralta        2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jimmy Nelson        1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Carlos Torres       1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total              85 81 13  2  0  0   3  3 25 .160 .200 .185  .385  0  0   0   1         2
Has not faced: Orlando Arcia, Keon Broxton and Manny Pina & Has not faced pitchers: Jacob Barnes, Michael Blazek, Blaine Boyer, Tyler Cravy, Junior Guerra, Corey Knebel, Jhan Marinez, Ben Rowen, Rob Scahill, Brent Suter and Tyler Thornburg

[cubscott34]

Careful. SBTB threads have killed seasons before.

 

And careers.

[NotSoSober]

Boo this game time

[Sammy Sofa]

Careful. SBTB threads have killed seasons before.

 

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9313c51bcf0b4abead487e20047f481f/tumblr_mmwfqhxTFL1snp3d3o1_400.gif

[David]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/miggymont26/status/772822085362003968[/tweet]

 

lol did miggy forget where they're playing

[Sammy Sofa]

What was the concert?

[Sammy Sofa]

Feel free to lie if necessary.

[David]

What was the concert?

 

what

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought this was the thread where you were talking about missing an NLDS game for a concert. Now answer the question.

[NOLA]

http://images.memes.com/meme/643448

[David]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/772838328337137664[/tweet]

 

it's cute that muskat thinks the division is even in question enough for this to be worth posting

[David]

I thought this was the thread where you were talking about missing an NLDS game for a concert. Now answer the question.

 

Oh.

 

Kanye.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.giphy.com/u7hjTwuewz3Gw.gif

[David]

lol and then this response to that tweet

 

[tweet]

[/tweet]

 

lmao what is wrong with people like this? it is seriously a mental illness of some kind.

[soccer10k]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/772838328337137664[/tweet]

 

it's cute that muskat thinks the division is even in question enough for this to be worth posting

 

Now show how many were up by 16.5 games on Labor Day, Carrie. Or just up by 10 games.

[USSoccer]

isn't that guy a poster here?

[David]

it's crazy how much bigger newer parks seem than wrigley even when they have similar capacities

 

like this place seemed massive on that rizzo foul

[Gilby]

isn't that guy a poster here?

 

There is at least one Aaron that posts here...

[Sammy Sofa]

Damn, Heyward makes it look so easy.

[David]

ahahahaha braun loudly getting booed in his home park

 

it seemed like the stadium sound system was actually wired up to wgn there, it was so loud

[David]

see yaaa

[Cubswin11]

God Mode Kyle

[Cubswin11]

I'm at the game, the boos for Braun are very loud