8/24 Cubs (Hendricks) v. Padres (Clemens), 2:40, WGN

[OleMissCub]

This stud

 

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v.

 

This scrub, who is so bad his own last name fled in horror from the back of his jersey

 

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[Omar]

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks.

 

Padres v. Hendricks

Name                PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Derek Norris         7  7 2  0  0  0   0  0  2 .286 .286 .286  .571  0  0   0   0         0
Wil Myers            6  6 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .167 .167 .167  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Alexei Ramirez       5  5 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Travis Jankowski     4  3 1  0  0  0   0  1  1 .333 .500 .333  .833  0  0   0   0         0
Alex Dickerson       3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Adam Rosales         3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Yangervis Solarte    3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Brett Wallace        3  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .333 .000  .333  0  0   0   1         0
Brad Hand            2  2 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .500 .500 .500 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Luis Sardinas        2  2 1  0  0  0   1  0  0 .500 .500 .500 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total               38 36 7  0  0  0   1  1  9 .194 .237 .194  .431  0  0   0   1         0
Has not faced: Christian Bethancourt, Patrick Kivlehan and Ryan Schimpf & Has not faced pitchers: Paul Clemens, Jarred Cosart, Jose Dominguez, Christian Friedrich, Keith Hessler, Edwin Jackson, Brandon Maurer, Brandon Morrow, Luis Perdomo, Kevin Quackenbush, Clayton Richard and Carlos Villanueva

 

Cubs v. Clemens

Name                PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Javier Baez          3  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .333  .000  .333  0  0   0   1         0
Kris Bryant          3  3 1  1  0  0   0  0  0  .333  .333  .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Willson Contreras    3  1 0  0  0  0   0  2  0  .000  .667  .000  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Jason Heyward        3  2 0  0  0  0   0  1  1  .000  .333  .000  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Miguel Montero       3  2 1  0  0  1   1  1  1  .500  .667 2.000 2.667  0  0   0   0         0
Anthony Rizzo        3  3 1  1  0  0   0  0  0  .333  .333  .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell      3  3 1  0  0  1   3  0  1  .333  .333 1.333 1.667  0  0   0   0         0
Ben Zobrist          3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  2  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
David Ross           1  1 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total               25 20 5  2  0  2   4  4  5  .250  .400  .650 1.050  0  0   0   1         0
Has not faced: Dexter Fowler, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

[BigbadB]

Squeezed in the time to go to this one. My ugly mug will be on your tv screen every time a lefty comes up to bat. Don't say I didn't warn you! The sea of Cub fans at this game should be pretty cool to be a part of.

[Omar]

[raw]

 

Kris Bryant, NL MVP and most versatile fantasy player.

[Tim]

Rizzo off days are the second worst off days.

[badger]

It's kinda fun imagining Javy at first whipping face tags on pickoff throws for any guy that takes a lead

[JonJayCutler]

Oh my god old man Clemens hates dongs.

[UMFan83]

Clemens has made 7 starts this year, in those 7 starts he hasn't lasted more than 5 innings in any of them (actually in 6 of the starts he pitched exactly 5 inning, and in the other one he went 4.1 IP)

 

He faced the Cubs back in June with the Marlins and went 5 IP giving up 4 runs on 4 hits and 5 BB. Addy homered off of him but Lackey was a little bitch that day and got lit up and the Cubs lost.

Edited August 24, 2016 by UMFan83

[philosophizer75]

Is it acceptable to just always think of lackey as being a little bitch, stats be damned?

[Omar]

Maybe if Paul juiced like his father he wouldn't suck

 

I know they're not related, thats the joke.

[UMFan83]

Dammit just missed #34

[David]

the rare non rbi double with a runner on second

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Lol Fowler that was not good.

[Banedon]

the rare non rbi double with a runner on second

 

Yeah how?

[David]

yaaaaaaaaa zobrist!

[JonJayCutler]

Yeah, watching from Gameday. Anyone care to explain how Fowler didn't score from 2nd on a double?

[soccer10k]

Well this game is off to a nice start.

[UMFan83]

Double, Double, Triple

 

Good start :)

[David]

the rare non rbi double with a runner on second

 

Yeah how?

 

guess he was waiting to tag and it went off the wall...i heard it on radio.

[JonJayCutler]

Nvm. Don't even matter.

[UMFan83]

Yeah, watching from Gameday. Anyone care to explain how Fowler didn't score from 2nd on a double?

 

The ball kind of carried a bit, I think he held up to make sure it wasnt caught

[Tim]

Yeah, watching from Gameday. Anyone care to explain how Fowler didn't score from 2nd on a double?

Towering fly ball that he had to hold up on. The ball bounced off the wall straight to the CF, so Fowler could only get one base. He probably could have tested it if there were two outs, but with nobody out holding up was the right play.

[squally1313]

incessant giggling

[David]

damn addy. sounds like a questionable call, though.

 

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