Wiping: Standing or Sitting?

[Sammy Sofa]

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[jersey cubs fan]

[jersey cubs fan]

there's nothing worse than the kid asking you to wipe them and then standing up when you're on your way. Sit that ass down and I'll have you out of there in one wipe (kid's poop is ghost poop) but stand up and we're finishing this job in the GD shower you pig.

[OleMissCub]

pro-tip: spread your ass cheeks a bit before you sit down. really helps. spreading + squatty potty = very little to clean.

[weis21]

can we talk about hot ham and cheese again instead?

[jersey cubs fan]

can we talk about hot ham and cheese again instead?

 

 

this is the inevitable conclusion to that topic

[Sammy Sofa]

can we talk about hot ham and cheese again instead?

 

We weren't already?

[davell]

Just take the smooth sliding, one piecer with no splash, no wipe needed poo and this controversy dies.

[philosophizer75]

Yeah, I've heard them called jesus shits, and they are the best. You only gotta wipe once, and that's just to make sure there's nothing there.

[SouthSideRyan]

Yeah, I've heard them called jesus [expletive], and they are the best. You only gotta wipe once, and that's just to make sure there's nothing there.

 

Ghosts. Zombies are the ones that require half a roll.

[David]

i call those immaculate shits

 

i am amazed when they happen. haven't had one in years.

[17 Seconds]

oh great i was really hoping to hear about nsb members taking dumps

[OleMissCub]

i call those immaculate [expletive]

 

i am amazed when they happen. haven't had one in years.

 

Squatty potty's give you a good bit more of those dumps.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I voted Squat just because I tend to do it more often as I've matured as an adult, but there are many times and places that standing is preferred, and it holds a dear place in my heart.

[Derwood]

Six people said standing? SIX?

[CubinNY]

Shoulders too wide and arms too short, I have to sit. Worse yet, somehow I go back to front. It's just the way I learned, don't hate me.

[jersey cubs fan]

Worse yet, somehow I go back to front. It's just the way I learned, don't hate me.

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[Sammy Sofa]

Worse yet, somehow I go back to front.

 

http://i.giphy.com/IPG22ppWvtAJ2.gif

[Clem Fandango]

i call those immaculate [expletive]

 

i am amazed when they happen. haven't had one in years.

 

[Clem Fandango]

I stand. It's how I was taught as a child and I never stopped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Truth be told, I had no idea people wiped when they sat down until I saw this scene in Rules of Attraction:

 

[CubInOK]

Know who is conspicuously absent from this thread? TruffleShuffle.

[cl smooth]

I stand. It's how I was taught as a child and I never stopped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Truth be told, I had no idea people wiped when they sat down until I saw this scene in Rules of Attraction:

 

 

such a great movie.

[JonJayCutler]

Up to 10 standers...

 

No shame fellas!

[Sammy Sofa]

I assume standers also use urinals like this:

 

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/airportguy1.jpg

[Clem Fandango]

You guys don't? Weirdos