7/8 cubs (arieta) @ pirates (liriano) 605pm cdt csn

[ScrubMD]

We'll always have the top of the 7th inning.

[WoodRules]

What a stupid nightmare.

[Little Slide Rooter]

If you makes anyone feel better the Braves are teeing off on Sale

 

And Noah Sydegaard was pulled after 4.2 with an apparent injury. If I can't revel in our own glory, then dammit, I'm going to revel in the misery of others.

[Ski]

This is honestly getting funny.

[Ski]

Get slumpbusters for everyone on the team. Everyone needs to unwind with some luscious poon.

[weis21]

Hey! Look at the bright side.

 

Rondon Fan and Ski showed up

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Comical. We find every way imaginable to lose.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Some of you people need to settle down, though. Deep breaths.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Yelling won't be enough for this sorry lot. No. Suckage of this magnitude is going to call for physical punishment. I want to see the fear in their young eyes as Maddon pulls out the kendo stick, and goes all Steve Blackman on all 25 of them.

[UMFan83]

We sucks

[Ski]

Have an old man yell at a bunch of younger men to whip them into shape!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

horsefeathers it. Yell at these mother [expletive] after the game.

[Tryptamine]

and every other team just can't do anything but get hits with risp.

[ScrubMD]

If I had the option of just forfeiting the next two games so they could start the ASB early, I'd probably do it.

[philosophizer75]

How can a team with damn near 20 more wins than losses at the break make me want to vomit like this.

[UMFan83]

Maybe Gerrit Cole is a very astute evaluator of aggregate baseball talent

[philosophizer75]

Of course we couldn't get the double play

[Hairyducked Idiot]

They are still going to win the division, but it would be darkly funny if they 2014 A's'd it. Entertaining either way!

[weis21]

inconsistent strike zone. go figure.

[Tryptamine]

can't even turn double plays anymore

[philosophizer75]

FOR.

 

horsefeathering.

 

REAL.

[BigSlick]

Sigh

[Tryptamine]

Hahahah Montero, nice throw.

[raw]

Just terrible baseball right now. All the way around.

[weis21]

haha. ok i have to laugh at that throw...

 

wow