05/25 CUBS (Arrieta) @ St. Louis (Martinez) 12:45 CDT, ABC7

[BigSlick]

Cubs go 4-5 on the road trip, but +10 in RD

Hahaha, any concerns about this team should be put to rest with these numbers. They added to their run differential with a bad week. That's obscene.

[Sammy Sofa]

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo.

 

Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then.

 

Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel.

 

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David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the horsefeathers is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells...

[Sammy Sofa]

HAHAHAH Ted Lilly

 

I don't know what's scarier; his dead smile or that it looks like he made Skyline Chili (probably with people meat)?

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

 

salisbury steak again?

 

Meatball sub. They knows I likes 'em extra sloppy, too.

 

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[Cubswin11]

 

Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then.

 

Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel.

 

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuRHWAhVgp0M_rd5tm7fvgx6q4byEzAVokQLr1jQzKa7Ew0VbP

 

David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the [expletive] is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells...

Is the top right Koyie Hill? Idk who either of those guys are either.

[David]

i love meatball subs

 

but i can't imagine it would be as good at room temp after 45 minutes..esp with the bread turning into goo after that long

[Omar]

 

 

David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the [expletive] is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells...

Is the top right Koyie Hill? Idk who either of those guys are either.

 

its Tyler Colvin

[David]

my best guess at top middle is tyler colvin...but that would be weird.

 

no idea who top right is.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

my best guess at top middle is tyler colvin...but that would be weird.

 

no idea who top right is.

 

I also have it as Colvin..........not that you should feel good that we agree.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Other guy is Koyie Hill, 100 percent sure almost.

[Sammy Sofa]

i love meatball subs

 

but i can't imagine it would be as good at room temp after 45 minutes..esp with the bread turning into goo after that long

 

Oh yeah, that would be gross. When people get a hot sub like that at the end of the day they just wrap up the bread and cheese and put the meatballs and sauce in a to-go soup container. That way the bread stays intact and I toast it in the kitchen. Otherwise it's usually a cold sandwich or salad that can just go in the fridge.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus, that's Colvin?

 

Though Wells was a bad guess for me; that guy doesn't look nearly douchey enough:

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

This is one of those cookbooks that has many recipe's but some of them good and some of them bad. For instance, Ted Lilly's recipe is called egg in the hole...basically just cut a hole in a piece of bread and put an egg in there and cook it.

 

Lilly, naked and screaming "EGG IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE."

[BigSlick]

It's amazing how I can have a great memory for specific games but I've blanked out random players that may or may not have been notable for various reasons. Like, I literally forgot Koyie Hill existed until he was brought up earlier, and I totally forgot about Randy Wells and his 1 good season with us even though he was apparently still in the league in 2012.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's amazing how I can have a great memory for specific games but I've blanked out random players that may or may not have been notable for various reasons. Like, I literally forgot Koyie Hill existed until he was brought up earlier, and I totally forgot about Randy Wells and his 1 good season with us even though he was apparently still in the league in 2012.

 

2 good seasons for Wells, actually.

[Omar]

Here are the many recipes Sammy Sofa can utilize from that book in lieu of bureaucratic cafeteria food

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[Cubswin11]

Of course Harry Caray's dish had Vodka sauce

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahahaha! I forgot Rudy Jaramillio was a thing we once argued about.

 

Alright, I see Wells listed, so that's gotta be him on the cover. Or is inexplicably Sam horsefeathering Fuld?

[David]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

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Kept the winnings streaks going, though. 20 straight decisions for him. 23 straight as a team when he starts.

 

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[squally1313]

It'll be fun looking back on the dark days of the 2016 season....a 4-5 roadtrip where we outscored our opponents by 10.

[jersey cubs fan]

Jim Hendry with two separate dessert recipes

[Omar]

Jake Arrieta: Kale Juice Blend

[David]

Lol Bernstein was just raving about Diaz as a defender.

[soccer10k]

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Yep. Exactly how I feel.