05/25 CUBS (Arrieta) @ St. Louis (Martinez) 12:45 CDT, ABC7

[David]

Get the hell out of that god-forsaken place with two wins and enjoy a day off, fellas.

 

Forgot about the off day...losing that game would've sucked SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD

 

Ride the Butters wave though

[Sammy Sofa]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the horsefeathers up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

[Sammy Sofa]

If we lose this [expletive], I say walk away and give Ski, Rodon Fan, and the like the keys to whats left of game thread to do as they see fit. Because we'll all be feeling what they're saying.

 

God, I wish I could kick you in the taint sometimes.

[Liam Neeson]

When the panicked posters and opposing teams tell you to lose, Butters' job is to plant himself like a tree beside the river of victory, and tell the whole world -- "No, YOU lose.”

[BigSlick]

Matheny is AIDS

Hahahaha

 

Poor NPC, you don't have to deal with it, come to our side

[treebird]

i was heading for some dark places if we lost that one.

 

thank you, cubs. and more importantly, thank you, butters. you truly are the king of kings

[David]

we were actually only 49.8% to win after the Adams hit.

[Agony and Ivy]

Excellent salvaging of the road trip and keeping the hot takes at bay.

[imb]

what is arrieta's FIP now, like 6?

[Omar]

Matheny is AIDS

Hahahaha

 

Poor NPC, you don't have to deal with it, come to our side

 

Against the power of Chicago, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Chicago. It would be wise, my friend.

[imb]

lmao they touched up arrieta, fake rallyed, were at home and still lost.

[ConstableRabbit]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Who was more nervous after the ball dribbled away?

 

You or Hector Rondon

[17 Seconds]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

 

salisbury steak again?

[Omar]

lmao they touched up arrieta, fake rallyed, were at home and still lost.

 

get a brain, morans

[Schwarber Fan]

Whew. Big win!

[wvcbxl]

Ride the Butters wave though

 

No horsefeathers.

Butters, just catch your breath tomorrow and continue whetever it is you're doing to this team on Friday. :bow:

[Cubswin11]

Well I think this game puts to bed the debate over who's the real MVP Butters or Arrieta. It's clearly Butters

[Sammy Sofa]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo.

 

Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then.

 

Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel.

[Sammy Sofa]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

 

salisbury steak again?

 

Meatball sub. They knows I likes 'em extra sloppy, too.

[UMFan83]

Cubs go 4-5 on the road trip, but +10 in RD

[Liam Neeson]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

 

salisbury steak again?

 

Meatball sub. They knows I likes 'em extra sloppy, too.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I missed part of the game thread, namely the donging parts. But let me just say that I love Kris Bryant. What a stud. I don't appreciate him enough. It's easy to take him for granted when he's pretty much just always been awesome at everything from the moment he came up. If I have a minor gripe, it was that we didn't see enough dongs last year, considering his prodigious power. I think he's basically a lock for over 30 this year. If he can be a guy that lives at around 40 each year, well, I don't know how to describe him. He could be Bryce Harper good.

[Omar]

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops.

 

Now shut the [expletive] up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo.

 

Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then.

 

Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel.

 

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[Liam Neeson]

HAHAHAH Ted Lilly