5/13 Bucs (Liriano) @ Cubs (Hammel) 1:20, WGN/MLBN

[badger]

I'm always a little happier when Bryant is at 3B.

 

Unfortunately it also means no Baez, and too much Sucky Sexy Soler^TM

[Omar]

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[Sammy Sofa]

I'm always a little happier when Bryant is at 3B.

 

Unfortunately it also means no Baez, and too much Sucky Sexy Soler^TM

 

Great, now I can't picturing Stupid Sexy Soler in Stupid Sexy Flanders' stupid sexy ski suit.

 

By the way, that "great" was NOT sarcastic.

[Omar]

if this was a night game we'd be in for another rainout

[BigSlick]

the Cubs twitter is the fastest team account in terms of posting the line-up

 

props to whoever maintains it

 

I believe his name is Jeff.

His name is Travis, he's a friend of a friend of mine.

[BigSlick]

If that sounds like a humblebrag, thats because it is

[David]

that's like the weakest humblebrag in history.

[BigSlick]

ummmmm my moms friend dated Steve Stone too !!!

[cl smooth]

ummmmm my moms friend dated Steve Stone too !!!

 

there's a "slider low and away" joke somewhere in there...

[jersey cubs fan]

ummmmm my moms friend dated Steve Stone too !!!

 

there's a "slider low and away" joke somewhere in there...

slider? I don't even know her.

[Sammys Boombox]

My aunt dated Mark Clark. I received a World Series ball signed by him.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

ummmmm my moms friend dated Steve Stone too !!!

 

there's a "slider low and away" joke somewhere in there...

 

Slidher up and in

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I was on a flight that Pauly Shore took a really nasty dump on that stunk up the whole plane. THAT is a humblebrag, my friends.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I was on a flight and took a really nasty dump on that stunk up the whole plane that I blamed on Pauly Shore. THAT is a humblebrag, my friends.

 

FTFY

[badger]

I shook David wells' and his 5' 2 DD gf's hands in Australia.

[jersey cubs fan]

I shook David wells' and his 5' 2 DD gf's hands in Australia.

I motorboated David Wells' DDs

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Good start.

[BigSlick]

Extremely irresponsible overstatement based on the last 3 games: I really hope Fowler isn't coming to earth now

[UMFan83]

nice work drawing that walk Heyward

[CaliforniaRaisin]

It's just one inning but the difference between Hammel's last start and today is like night and day. Good command and hitting his spots.

 

ETA: I take full responsibility if this post jinxes him.

[UMFan83]

Extremely irresponsible overstatement based on the last 3 games: I really hope Fowler isn't coming to earth now

 

.885 OPS over his last 22 games. I was actually hoping that sample was his 'coming back to earth' and it might be.

[BigSlick]

Extremely irresponsible overstatement based on the last 3 games: I really hope Fowler isn't coming to earth now

 

.885 OPS over his last 22 games. I was actually hoping that sample was his 'coming back to earth' and it might be.

I will take that as his Earth

[UMFan83]

The Cubs historic run scoring drought has reached 15. Does anyone even remember what it feels like to score a run?

[Omar]

Did anyone else completely forget about Chris Coghlan until that replay?

[BigSlick]

Did anyone else completely forget about Chris Coghlan until that replay?

There are still Pirates fans that hate him and us forever because of it

 

I mean its whatever