Baez impresses Baez

[Sammy Sofa]

i love baez but this is pretty damning

 

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Only damning if you consider it true.

 

 

Which it isn't.

 

How whacked out on pills are you right now.

[Sammy Sofa]

Tim's POV of the board:

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

We've spent far too much time discussing a tweet from Bizarro World Jamfan.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

how much does Yelich get docked for not knowing how to use a hammer

[17 Seconds]

i love baez but this is pretty damning

 

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Only damning if you consider it true.

 

 

Which it isn't.

 

what

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Actually, this guy is amazing. Bring me everything he's ever done.

 

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[JudasIscariotTheBird]

i love baez but this is pretty damning

 

Dafuq is that?

 

 

Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented.

[17 Seconds]

i love baez but this is pretty damning

 

Dafuq is that?

 

 

Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented.

 

how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious

[Sammy Sofa]

Dafuq is that?

 

 

Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented.

 

how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious

 

I'm cracking up over here.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

 

 

Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented.

 

how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious

 

I'm cracking up over here.

Hey, not everyone here is a genius, myself included obviously. I got triggered.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious

 

I'm cracking up over here.

Hey, not everyone here is a genius, myself included obviously. I got triggered.

 

No excuses for any of you. I'm THE biggest idiot on the board and I knew it was a joke.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Holy horsefeathers, I love this guy. The only thing he's tweeted about more than the Cubs is Texas Roadhouse.

 

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=texasroadhouse%20OR%20roadhouse%20from%3Achisoxfanmike&src=typd&lang=en

 

There are like 100 of these:

 

.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought after stumbling onto this that this had to be satire, but he has tons of pictures of him actually eating at Texas Roadhouse, too. He seems to genuinely love Texas Roadhouse and his Sox.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

he's not all bad

 

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[Gmoney08]

Holy horsefeathers, I love this guy. The only thing he's tweeted about more than the Cubs is Texas Roadhouse.

 

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=texasroadhouse%20OR%20roadhouse%20from%3Achisoxfanmike&src=typd&lang=en

 

There are like 100 of these:

 

.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought after stumbling onto this that this had to be satire, but he has tons of pictures of him actually eating at Texas Roadhouse, too. He seems to genuinely love Texas Roadhouse and his Sox.

 

Hes a Sox fan.. did you expect him to be eating at Chicago Cut?

[Brian707]

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[WrigleyField 22]

Dafuq is that?

 

 

Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented.

 

how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious

I didnt think you were serious, but still confused dafuq that tweet was

[Clem Fandango]

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HELL YEAH

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy horsefeathers, I love this guy. The only thing he's tweeted about more than the Cubs is Texas Roadhouse.

 

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=texasroadhouse%20OR%20roadhouse%20from%3Achisoxfanmike&src=typd&lang=en

 

There are like 100 of these:

 

.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought after stumbling onto this that this had to be satire, but he has tons of pictures of him actually eating at Texas Roadhouse, too. He seems to genuinely love Texas Roadhouse and his Sox.

 

Dude is convinced that this "7 potato skins instead of 8" thing is the greatest joke known to man:

 

 

 

 

Sadly, his love is not shared by his followers:

 

[Cubswin11]

I’m calling every Dong vs the White Sox this weekend a “Tater Skin”

[PackLandVA]

I’m calling every Dong vs the White Sox this weekend a “Tater Skin”

 

While I'd settle for 7, I really hope there's 8.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Tim]

In other words..."Who?"

[BigSlick]

the 2018 Javier Baez season has been one in which I've learned to throw all my closely held Moneyballish biases away and firmly believe in a dude who just hacks at everything, hits for enormous power and has All The Intangibles needed to win the MVP

 

I mean, seriously, more than anything else this dude has put this sorry team on his back and has willed them to 90+ wins

Edited September 24, 2018 by BigSlick

[Sammy Sofa]

They are just one Javier Baez away from losing the division, which is kind of a terrifying thing.

[minnesotacubsfan]

They are just one Javier Baez away from losing the division, which is kind of a terrifying thing.

 

 

I like to think of the "only so much energy available" theory. In our case, all energy is being diverted through Baez due to the PURE AWESOMENESS of the person himself resulting in his MVP campaign.