Schwarber: Fully torn ACL and LCL. Out for 172 meaningless games.

[Banedon]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/3IjB3cF.gif

[Cubbie Swagger]

I hope you aren't implying that there is literally no conspiracy in the medical industry, and that all doctors are experts that have your best interest in mind, and no interest in billing your insurance company.

 

That would be a little naive.

[rocket]

Hopefully they give him the expensive anesthesia instead of the cheap stuff so he has a better chance of survival.

One thing I should mention, since we're still on the subject, is that my views on western medical practice COMPLETELY reverse when it comes to pro sports. When it comes to things like broken bones, torn ligaments, etc... that's the stuff where doctors really know their [expletive]. Also, as far as the conspiracy aspect, that goes away entirely. Know why? When it comes to athletes, the big money actually IS in keeping them healthy and getting them back on the field/court as soon as possible.

 

wut

[Cubbie Swagger]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

Other people won't let it die. There are now multiple threads containing zingers directed at me that were unprovoked.

 

I was more than willing to drop it after the nomz thread got locked.

[Banedon]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

Other people won't let it die. There are now multiple threads containing zingers directed at me that were unprovoked.

 

BS. You bought up your conspiracy horsefeathers about broken bones in this thread. Nobody forced that.

[Cubbie Swagger]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

Other people won't let it die. There are now multiple threads containing zingers directed at me that were unprovoked.

 

BS. You bought up your conspiracy [expletive] about broken bones in this thread. Nobody forced that.

[expletive]!!!

 

Hopefully they give him the expensive anesthesia instead of the cheap stuff so he has a better chance of survival.

 

Hopefully they give him the expensive anesthesia instead of the cheap stuff so he has a better chance of survival.

 

yeah none of that generic crap. brand name anesthesia. same goes for all the gauze and stitches and stuff. don't want him to get infected or for it to be a shoddy repair.

[Bote McBoteface]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

Other people won't let it die. There are now multiple threads containing zingers directed at me that were unprovoked.

 

I was more than willing to drop it after the nomz thread got locked.

 

We should start a "topic de-railing debates" thread, where instead of locking a perfectly good topic because of off topic fighting, we just move the fight to there. Locked threads are literally the worst, especially when theyre locked because of dumb stuff.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Is western medicine top shelf or rail level horsefeathers?

[minnesotacubsfan]

Sry, just thought I'd try to pull it all together

[JonJayCutler]

lol

[Sammy Sofa]

We were making fun of your fake booze powers, you gigantic meatball.

[UMFan83]

If you wanna keep this crap up, go start a Western medicine rant and go nuts. But keep it out of the baseball threads.

Other people won't let it die. There are now multiple threads containing zingers directed at me that were unprovoked.

 

I was more than willing to drop it after the nomz thread got locked.

 

We should start a "topic de-railing debates" thread, where instead of locking a perfectly good topic because of off topic fighting, we just move the fight to there. Locked threads are literally the worst, especially when theyre locked because of dumb stuff.

 

that would be fun because eventually there would be like 7 arguments going on at once and everyone would be confused and just give up.

[Sammy Sofa]

Is western medicine top shelf or rail level [expletive]?

 

If you're going to heal me with gems, you better be making them extra bloody diamonds, son. None of that quartz horsefeathers.

[Cubbie Swagger]

We were making fun of your fake booze powers, you gigantic meatball.

That is literally the first time in my life that I have been called a meatball. So, thank you.

[Sammy Sofa]

https://youtu.be/8sTzwFJCZ54

[Banedon]

[expletive]!!!

 

Making fun of your alcohol conspiracy theory MADE you talk about your views on western medicine?

[JonJayCutler]

It's like we have a battle here between Yankees Castro and Strop showing up Phillips.

[Cubbie Swagger]

[expletive]!!!

 

Making fun of your alcohol conspiracy theory MADE you talk about your views on western medicine?

Considering the nature of their posts, it seemed clear to me that they were pretty much tying both topics together.

[Sammy Sofa]

I hope they end up kissing.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

especially since schwarber was probably like our 5th best regular and, while the replacements aren't great (or him), he's not being replaced by like jason dubois or bobby scales or something either.

 

I'm lower on him than most, but I think you could make a case for 8th. He is definitely behind Rizzo, Bryant, and Heyward. Probably Russell and Zobrist. And I'm not 100% in 2016 he is better than Fowler or Montrro.

[Sammy Sofa]

especially since schwarber was probably like our 5th best regular and, while the replacements aren't great (or him), he's not being replaced by like jason dubois or bobby scales or something either.

 

I'm lower on him than most, but I think you could make a case for 8th. He is definitely behind Rizzo, Bryant, and Heyward. Probably Russell and Zobrist. And I'm not 100% in 2016 he is better than Fowler or Montrro.

 

Great. Now I just look at him as a less terrible Jake Fox. Thanks a bunch.

[sneakypower]

in that case WSR has a new favorite player

[Cubbie Swagger]

Does WAR take into account his status as an urban legend?

[Bull]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Schwarber will be day-to-day and return on Wednesday April 13th, next game after opening day.

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