6/4 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Nats (Gonzalez) 6:05 CST, WGN

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Death spiral in progress. At least Hawks are about to win the Cup again.

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive] OFF, BLACKHAWKS.

 

This stupid city can't do anything right.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

[expletive] OFF, BLACKHAWKS.

 

This stupid city can't do anything right.

 

Can't do baseball right, anyway.

[Sammy Sofa]

None of the important sports.

[Banedon]

Re-evaluate what sports you think are important. It will make you a happier person.

[Boris]

Death spiral indeed. Only a matter of time before they're COBS once more.

[jersey cubs fan]

Death spiral indeed. Only a matter of time before they're COBS once more.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/15573cdc941bd1599d44629a39323e6e/tumblr_inline_novahd58FN1qbvt58_500.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Re-evaluate what sports you think are important. It will make you a happier person.

 

Look, it goes baseball, football, basketball, croquet, bowling, golf and caber tossing like ANY NORMAL PERSON.

[Banedon]

Re-evaluate what sports you think are important. It will make you a happier person.

 

Look, it goes baseball, football, basketball, croquet, bowling, golf and caber tossing like ANY NORMAL PERSON.

 

You forgot this...thing...which I totally want to watch.

 

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[sontensei]

Go Cubs! Lets hope 4-8 in the lineup dont go 2-20 again tonight!

[ctcf]

This is getting to be pretty not fun, you guys.

[Andy]

I am starting Gio Gonzalez in fantasy tonight in hopes of waking up the Cubs' bats. Let's hope it works.

[Smack]

We're doomed.

[mul21]

Death spiral indeed. Only a matter of time before they're COBS once more.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/15573cdc941bd1599d44629a39323e6e/tumblr_inline_novahd58FN1qbvt58_500.gif

 

That's not even a [expletive] spiral AND nobody died. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sontensei]

im sold on the hawks and cubs cant be good at the same time idea. we just need the bulls and hawks to transform to the worst teams in chicago soon.

[Banedon]

That's not even a [expletive] spiral AND nobody died. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_spiral_%28figure_skating%29

[Sammy Sofa]

im sold on the hawks and cubs cant be good at the same time idea. we just need the bulls and hawks to transform to the worst teams in chicago soon.

 

You leave the Bulls out of this.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[jersey cubs fan]

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[jersey cubs fan]

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[jersey cubs fan]

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[jersey cubs fan]

go to ~40 seconds

 

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Banedon]

go to ~40 seconds

 

Holy [expletive].

[Banedon]

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