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Sombrero for Russell

 

Does this system wide development that theo has developed have a section about not striking out all the time?

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DEFINITELY INCORRECT BUT FUN THEORY

 

russell has a slider speed bat and great approach

 

crushes everyone in the low levels where everyone sucks and can't throw hard

 

as he advances, he realizes he is overmatched by good fastballs and has no choice but to be super aggressive on anything he can handle and keeps hitting well but his walk rate plummets

 

reaches major leagues, everyone has a good fastball, russell is screwed

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Brennamans ??? You telling me they paired up Marty & Thom ???

 

The entire family is awful in any context. That better?

 

True enough, but it doesn't answer my question.

 

They have in the past, not tonight. Just Thom.

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DEFINITELY INCORRECT BUT FUN THEORY

 

russell has a slider speed bat and great approach

 

crushes everyone in the low levels where everyone sucks and can't throw hard

 

as he advances, he realizes he is overmatched by good fastballs and has no choice but to be super aggressive on anything he can handle and keeps hitting well but his walk rate plummets

 

reaches major leagues, everyone has a good fastball, russell is screwed

 

stop

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remember a week ago when we made fun of the reds for not using their closer in a tie game in extra innings on the road

Rondon is probably injured too to be fair

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remember a week ago when we made fun of the reds for not using their closer in a tie game in extra innings on the road

Maybe rondon is dead too

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DEFINITELY INCORRECT BUT FUN THEORY

 

russell has a slider speed bat and great approach

 

crushes everyone in the low levels where everyone sucks and can't throw hard

 

as he advances, he realizes he is overmatched by good fastballs and has no choice but to be super aggressive on anything he can handle and keeps hitting well but his walk rate plummets

 

reaches major leagues, everyone has a good fastball, russell is screwed

 

stop

 

i forgot this part:

 

billy beane realizes russell is a lost cause, giggles as he tells theo he's barry larkin

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remember a week ago when we made fun of the reds for not using their closer in a tie game in extra innings on the road

 

 

Yep....I don't get it at all.

 

Why do we get a manager that is supposed to be all that..... only for him to come here and decide to try and "out smart" the game at every turn(so far).

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remember a week ago when we made fun of the reds for not using their closer in a tie game in extra innings on the road

 

He's probably saving them to bat in the 19th inning

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remember a week ago when we made fun of the reds for not using their closer in a tie game in extra innings on the road

 

He's probably saving them to bat in the 19th inning

 

hahaha

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