4/10 Cubs (Wood) @ Rockies (Matzek) 3:10 WGN

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I was promised dongs. Where are all the dongs?

 

I should have been more specific.

[PrimeTime]

Lol Schlitter GTFO here

[Guest]

i had almost forgotten we brought this piece of [expletive] back up

 

call up rivero

[Butterscup1679666578]

ok send this guy back down.

[Guest]

this offense [expletive] sucks.

 

today hasn't really been an example of that but w/e

[XZero771679666304]

I really, really, really hate Schlitter.

[Guest]

i had almost forgotten we brought this piece of [expletive] back up

 

call up rivero

 

- Pitching Change: Armando Rivero replaces Drake Britton, batting 6th.

- Xavier Scruggs homers (1) on a line drive to left center field. Scott Moore scores.

[Ski]

I was hoping to mature as a baseball fan over the last few years where the Cubs games didn't really matter. You know, see the bigger picture and not overreact to small sample sizes?

 

Didn't work. This team is infuriating me today.

 

The thing is, the team was bound to have this frustrating of a stretch during a random three game stretch during the season

 

But why does it have to during the first three games? It reinforces the notion that we're going to get more of the same shitty Cubs luck for yet another year. Especially since the team has already been historically bad with RISP the past few years. Makes me wonder if the players have a certain debilitating mentality that's keeping them from hitting as well as you'd expect from a professional ballplayer.

[Guest]

I really, really, really hate Schlitter.

 

me 2

[Hairyducked Idiot]

i had almost forgotten we brought this piece of [expletive] back up

 

call up rivero

 

He gave up a HR to the first batter he saw last night in AAA.

[Guest]

i had almost forgotten we brought this piece of [expletive] back up

 

call up rivero

 

- Pitching Change: Armando Rivero replaces Drake Britton, batting 6th.

- Xavier Scruggs homers (1) on a line drive to left center field. Scott Moore scores.

 

i'm about to quote jay cutler here

[Guest]

I was hoping to mature as a baseball fan over the last few years where the Cubs games didn't really matter. You know, see the bigger picture and not overreact to small sample sizes?

 

Didn't work. This team is infuriating me today.

 

The thing is, the team was bound to have this frustrating of a stretch during a random three game stretch during the season

 

But why does it have to during the first three games? It reinforces the notion that we're going to get more of the same [expletive] Cubs luck for yet another year. Especially since the team has already been historically bad with RISP the past few years. Makes me wonder if the players have a certain debilitating mentality that's keeping them from hitting as well as you'd expect from a professional ballplayer.

 

holy [expletive] you still exist

[sneakypower]

not a real glowing endorsement for Rivero that this puke is higher in the pecking order

[Guest]

how does this piece of [expletive] throw 94-95 and not strike anybody out ever

[kujay]

This guy is warm trash.

[Outshined_One]

how does this piece of [expletive] throw 94-95 and not strike anybody out ever

 

Remember Kyle Farnsworth?

 

Like that.

[Dr. Cub]

What is it about this [expletive] shitastic team that I just can't stop paying attention to? God it's so infuriating that I just can't walk away and give up on them for good.

[Ski]

I was hoping to mature as a baseball fan over the last few years where the Cubs games didn't really matter. You know, see the bigger picture and not overreact to small sample sizes?

 

Didn't work. This team is infuriating me today.

 

The thing is, the team was bound to have this frustrating of a stretch during a random three game stretch during the season

 

But why does it have to during the first three games? It reinforces the notion that we're going to get more of the same [expletive] Cubs luck for yet another year. Especially since the team has already been historically bad with RISP the past few years. Makes me wonder if the players have a certain debilitating mentality that's keeping them from hitting as well as you'd expect from a professional ballplayer.

 

holy [expletive] you still exist

I've been lurking for the past few years. Now that the team is ostensibly good again, there's reason to be emotionally invested in these games, a decision which isn't really paying off so far.

[treebird]

i am very impressed with fowler's complete inability to properly pick up the ball in center field

[OleMissCub]

@%#@#$ you BABIP

 

Working both ways today

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Remember when we had decent MI depth and gave it away for nothing, then fielded terrible infield benches for four years?

[Dr. Cub]

i am very impressed with fowler's complete inability to properly pick up the ball in center field

 

 

Well they have been some rocket shots. :^o

[OleMissCub]

Schlitter looks like Forrest Gump when he was running across the country

[sliceofpie]

Maybe we'll get to see Jaxon

[XZero771679666304]

I really can't fathom why Schlitter was they brought up. I want to rip his stupid beard right out of his stupid face.