NFL 2015 Offseason

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[UMFan83]

Jesus christ the 49ers are a mess:

 

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[Guest]

Someone should tell that guy there is this thing called UBER!

 

Geez, why not just hire a guy to be your personal driver? What a way to end your career.

[Guest]

Someone should tell that guy there is this thing called UBER!

 

Geez, why not just hire a guy to be your personal driver? What a way to end your career.

 

but uber doesn't satisfy the need to smash things and just generally rage violently

[Guest]

plus people who get insanely drunk and make terrible decisions aren't likely to make good decisions like taking uber

[jersey cubs fan]

Someone should tell that guy there is this thing called UBER!

 

Geez, why not just hire a guy to be your personal driver? What a way to end your career.

 

but uber doesn't satisfy the need to smash things and just generally rage violently

 

unless you drive for uber

[Guest]

Curious how many millions this brilliant plan will end up costing him. 3rd DUI will probably be jail time and atrocious attorney fees and court costs. The Hit and Run will probably cost him a ton when the victim sues. The contract he currently has will probably be voided. And then he was trying to renegotiate his contract for more money.

 

Whoops.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[UMFan83]

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Wonder if Pace learned from Ray mcdonald

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Wonder if Pace learned from Ray mcdonald

 

He has to have. Cowboys maybe? Bengals?

[ctcf]

So to recap from rotoworld:

 

The 49ers' Offseason From Hell continues. They've lost Smith, ILB Chris Borland, DE Justin Smith, RB Frank Gore, coach Jim Harbaugh, both coordinators and most of the coaching staff, ILB Patrick Willis, LG Mike Iupati, CBs Perrish Cox and Chris Culliver, WRs Michael Crabtree and Stevie Johnson, OLB Dan Skuta, and RT Anthony Davis.

 

I feel like they should be in the "worst team" derby.

[imb]

lmao da bum's very bad not good offseason

[Guest]

the 49ers are going to be so fun bad

 

that coach is just gonna be a [expletive] riot

[Andy]

Steve Smith announces he will retire following the season. I already miss the guy.

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FIRST TD OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON BY MY NEPHEW, MYCOLE PRUITT! I'm so ecstatic.

[Guest]

FIRST TD OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON BY MY NEPHEW, MYCOLE PRUITT! I'm so ecstatic.

 

Is your brother Carlos Pruitt or your sister Colette Bonds?

 

Very cool, BTW. Congrats!

[imb]

FIRST TD OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON BY MY NEPHEW, MYCOLE PRUITT! I'm so ecstatic.

 

can i hold $10

[rawaction]

FIRST TD OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON BY MY NEPHEW, MYCOLE PRUITT! I'm so ecstatic.

 

Is your brother Carlos Pruitt or your sister Colette Bonds?

 

Very cool, BTW. Congrats!

 

Brother.

[Derwood]

Congrats on your nephew. His parents need a slap for that name spelling, but good on him

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Congrats on your nephew. His parents need a slap for that name spelling, but good on him

 

All his mother, thought it would be cute to take a traditional name and put hers in it. And it's not pronounced Michael. It's sounds like it's spelled. My Cole.

[Derwood]

Congrats on your nephew. His parents need a slap for that name spelling, but good on him

 

All his mother, thought it would be cute to take a traditional name and put hers in it. And it's not pronounced Michael. It's sounds like it's spelled. My Cole.

 

Ah, I thought it was Michael, which would have been worse. Putting a parents name (or combining both parents' names) has become fairly common

[imb]

Geno got sucker punched by a teammate, broke his jaw, out like 6-10 weeks lol

[jersey cubs fan]

Geno got sucker punched by a teammate, broke his jaw, out like 6-10 weeks lol

Holy craps.

[Banedon]

Geno got sucker punched by a teammate, broke his jaw, out like 6-10 weeks lol

 

I ought not to be laughing as hard at this as I am, but god damn it that's hilarious.

[imb]

dumbass that did it already got cut, this is the most jets thing possible