Week 12: Bears (4-6) vs. LSB (2-8) Noon FOX/780

[Guest]

Damn Jay can be a [expletive] John holmes when he's paying attention.

 

Maybe adderall for him?

 

John Holmes didn't make very good choices. Let's say Peter North instead.

John Dough.

 

Let's just start at Reed Rothchild and hope for the best.

John Dough was an actual dude though.

[Guest]

Wtf

[Sammy Sofa]

Damn Jay can be a [expletive] John holmes when he's paying attention.

 

Maybe adderall for him?

 

John Holmes didn't make very good choices. Let's say Peter North instead.

John Dough.

 

Let's just start at Reed Rothchild and hope for the best.

John Dough was an actual dude though.

 

I thought he was the upstart brought in to replace Dirk when he got coked out of his mind. My knowledge of real porn dudes is kind of exhausted after Holmes and North.

[gscool89]

Holy [expletive] throw a ball downfield Trestman

[Tryptamine]

Back to the stupid conservative offense.

[jersey cubs fan]

Holy [expletive] throw a ball downfield Trestman

 

I'd love to see it, but what makes you think this team is capable of the deep play? They have no threat and haven't gone deep successfully much this year.

[jersey cubs fan]

Back to the stupid conservative offense.

 

One man's conservative is another man's incompetent.

[rawaction]

O'Donnell having a great game.

[Guest]

Holy [expletive] throw a ball downfield Trestman

 

I'd love to see it, but what makes you think this team is capable of the deep play? They have no threat and haven't gone deep successfully much this year.

 

Seriously though what the hell happened to the back shoulder sideline throws 30-40 yards down the field that we saw last year?

[ConstableRabbit]

Who the [expletive] becomes a Cowboys fan because they met Emmitt Smith on the street once?

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought he was the upstart brought in to replace Dirk when he got coked out of his mind.

 

He was! His name was Johnny Doe and apparently the movie would have been much, much worse if he was in it more:

 

After the iconic “Jessie’s Girl” scene, Diggler was originally supposed to end up stranded on his childhood street. He approaches his house and finds his old girlfriend Sheryl Lynn at the front door with a child. She lives in the house now. He discovers that his parents died in a hit-and-run with a drunk driver. The driver is revealed in flashback to be Johnny Doe, the young up-and-coming porn star threatening to replace Diggler.

 

That is just awful.

 

Now back to your awful local football game.

[gscool89]

Thank you McCowen!

[Guest]

WOOOOOO

 

is that the first time we've recovered one of those this year? lol

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Guest]

WOOOOOO

 

is that the first time we've recovered one of those this year? lol

Indeed it is.

[Guest]

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sammy Sofa]

FORTE, YOU ARE A GOLDEN GOD!!!

[Guest]

[expletive] yez

[jersey cubs fan]

good job defense

[Hairyducked Idiot]

McCown is outCutlering Cutler.

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Guest]

holy crap my fantasy app gave me an alert literally the instant forte crossed the goal line...made me check my DVR to make sure i wasn't a little behind.

[Guest]

Tampa is so very bad.

[Guest]

 

I thought he was the upstart brought in to replace Dirk when he got coked out of his mind. My knowledge of real porn dudes is kind of exhausted after Holmes and North.

Yeah, haven't watched hardcore in years. But I thought dough was a sweet last name.

Edited November 23, 2014 by Stannis

[Guest]

btw the patriots are embarrassing the lions today so that's kinda nice