The Jon Lester Signs w/ Cubs - 6 yrs/$155 Million

[Sammy Sofa]

ssr is the only one who ever threw out a good #ptr, and he's not shooting 100% from that distance either

Boxcar Tom is hilarious. Especially his adventures with pies on windowsills.

 

Damn right.

[Sammy Sofa]

But guys, really, the Baez thing...that's not funny.

[gscool89]

RT @TomLoxas: Multiple deals close.

 

God if there's one time for him to be right.

[Clem Fandango]

But guys, really, the Baez thing...that's not funny.

 

Whatever you say, Mahjong

[SouthSideRyan]

ssr is the only one who ever threw out a good #ptr, and he's not shooting 100% from that distance either

 

Tree's tweet from the PTR account about TV deals was pretty damn funny

[Cubswin11]

RT @TomLoxas: Multiple deals close.

 

God if there's one time for him to be right.

That hack probably means finalizing the Hammel and Montero deal

[Sammy Sofa]

It's not nice making fun of the challenged.

[Cubswin11]

And he follows that up with this garbage....

 

@TomLoxas Seriously don't know anything more than what I tweeted. More excited than trusting.

[gscool89]

And he follows that up with this garbage....

 

@TomLoxas Seriously don't know anything more than what I tweeted. More excited than trusting.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[UMFan83]

And he follows that up with this garbage....

 

@TomLoxas Seriously don't know anything more than what I tweeted. More excited than trusting.

 

Hahahaha are we sure @TomLoxas isn't a troll account?

[Guest]

Arguello's making a similar point on Twitter, basically "it's happening" without any idea of what 'it' is.

[Clem Fandango]

@TomLoxas You guys there's some dude in a van giving away free candy #itshappening

 

@TomLoxas Seriously don't know anything more than what I tweeted. More excited than trusting.

[gscool89]

That's something someone who has 0 sources but pretends to have them does.

 

"Hey guys something could happen today!"

"Well it actually might not happen I'm just excited."

*thing happens*

"See guys I was right."

[RammyFanny]

My friend texted me that Kaplan ended his show saying he got a text that said "get excited." Any chance anyone here was listening (probably not)? I'm wondering if maybe he is just parroting the Loxas/Arguello stuff. He'd probably have something on twitter by now if it was serious.

[Clem Fandango]

It was probably a text from Loxas and then after he texted him back after the show Loxas was probably like "TACO TUESDAY!"

[Cubswin11]

My friend texted me that Kaplan ended his show saying he got a text that said "get excited." Any chance anyone here was listening (probably not)?I'm wondering if maybe he is just parroting the Loxas/Arguello stuff. He'd probably have something on twitter by now if it was serious.

Guessing it's the other way around, Loxas heard the get excited thing from Kaplan and tweeted "multiple deals close." When people started tweeting at him about and he had no info he sent out that piece of [expletive] follow up tweet.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

loxas is the shamwow guy

[UMFan83]

Who is Tom Loxas anyway? Is he a blog writer or something? Not that he has much credibility, but what makes him different than anyone else throwing up random rumors?

[Cubswin11]

Who is Tom Loxas anyway? Is he a blog writer or something? Not that he has much credibility, but what makes him different than anyone else throwing up random rumors?

He has a blog and is a self-proclaimed "Insider" I believe.

[Clem Fandango]

Maybe it's the way his name resembles it, but I always assumed he was a beat writer for Texas, which at first was confounding to me as to why he was reporting so many Cubs rumors.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i can just picture the shamwow guy in a cubs shirt being excited about every tweet from real insiders and reposting them on a twitter and his blog. you'll be saying wow every time!

[RynoRules]

http://i.imgur.com/03wS8Gg.png

 

Based on what's winning it's clear NSBB doesn't understand great humor.

 

Based on the volume of PTR references I'd say you're right.

 

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237811519_chuck-norris-approves.gif

[Tyrant]

Who is Tom Loxas anyway? Is he a blog writer or something? Not that he has much credibility, but what makes him different than anyone else throwing up random rumors?

 

I think he did get the Garza deal before anyone else.

[Guest]

Lester will be a Cub.

[doschi]

Lester will be a Cub.

 

Source?