The Jon Lester Signs w/ Cubs - 6 yrs/$155 Million

[Dr. Cub]

I did math in grade school; therefore, being an accountant is a child's job.

 

 

That seems like a pretty sound conclusion. Definitely apples and apples.

[Dr. Cub]

By all means though focus on the figure of speech and not the meaning.

[Sammy Sofa]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

[Dr. Cub]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

[Sammy Sofa]

And that they play a kid's game. I mean, you DID post that, so don't get pissed at me if you didn't actually mean it.

[Tyrant]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

[minnesotacubsfan]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

 

Well, to us schlups. maybe not to Dr's

 

 

and Tim

[Sammy Sofa]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

 

Yup. So is where you move your family to.

[SouthSideRyan]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

 

Well, to us schlups. maybe not to Dr's

 

 

and Tim

 

Ah-hem

[Tracer Bullet]

I'm with Dr Cub here. I mean, it's not as easy as which bottle of bourbon you're going to buy today. But it is a little silly if you step back and think about it. Either way, you're getting paid millions to play baseball. And it's not like you haven't spent any time over the last several months thinking about it. You're just milking it to get the very last penny out of the teams, which is fine, but it's silly.

[Tracer Bullet]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

 

Well, to us schlups. maybe not to Dr's

 

 

and Tim

 

Ah-hem

 

oh, right. And to Tree's sister

[Sammy Sofa]

Settle down, drinky.

[minnesotacubsfan]

The meaning is also annoying; these guy's aren't playing a child's game just because you can play an infinitely more simple version of what they do as a kid. It's a silly bit of derision that gets tossed out way too often about pro athletes by people who seemingly just want to denigrate them because they're REALLY good at what they do.

 

The meaning of the post. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? The point being the difference in money over 6 years will be negligible. So deciding what uniform to put on and do the very same job in a different great city with millions of dollars for a very short amount of time is not life changing.

 

Millions of dollars is the opposite of negligible.

 

Well, to us schlups. maybe not to Dr's

 

 

and Tim

 

Ah-hem

 

sorry.

 

 

ETA: please dont waive your magic 1%er wand and get me fired and blackballed for this slight oversight, my lord.

[Tracer Bullet]

Settle down, drinky.

 

you've made about 45 posts this morning.

[Tyrant]

I'm with Dr Cub here. I mean, it's not as easy as which bottle of bourbon you're going to buy today. But it is a little silly if you step back and think about it. Either way, you're getting paid millions to play baseball. And it's not like you haven't spent any time over the last several months thinking about it. You're just milking it to get the very last penny out of the teams, which is fine, but it's silly.

 

What does it matter if he decides today or in two weeks? It's not like spring training starts tomorrow.

[Sammy Sofa]

Settle down, drinky.

 

you've made about 45 posts this morning.

 

I'm between jobs. Brace yourself for a whole lot more.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Settle down, drinky.

 

you've made about 45 posts this morning.

 

I'm between jobs. Brace yourself for a whole lot more.

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[minnesotacubsfan]

Settle down, drinky.

 

you've made about 45 posts this morning.

 

I'm between jobs. Brace yourself for a whole lot more.

 

 

woo hoo

[Sammy Sofa]

[minnesotacubsfan]

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[Tracer Bullet]

I'm with Dr Cub here. I mean, it's not as easy as which bottle of bourbon you're going to buy today. But it is a little silly if you step back and think about it. Either way, you're getting paid millions to play baseball. And it's not like you haven't spent any time over the last several months thinking about it. You're just milking it to get the very last penny out of the teams, which is fine, but it's silly.

 

What does it matter if he decides today or in two weeks? It's not like spring training starts tomorrow.

 

What does it matter where he signs? It's not life changing.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm with Dr Cub here. I mean, it's not as easy as which bottle of bourbon you're going to buy today. But it is a little silly if you step back and think about it. Either way, you're getting paid millions to play baseball. And it's not like you haven't spent any time over the last several months thinking about it. You're just milking it to get the very last penny out of the teams, which is fine, but it's silly.

 

What does it matter if he decides today or in two weeks? It's not like spring training starts tomorrow.

 

What does it matter where he signs? It's not life changing.

 

In 100 years we'll all be dead.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

http://i.imgur.com/qEdyi6t.gif

[minnesotacubsfan]

guys I just want to point out that I just posted like the 3rd gif of my entire posting career and it was a home run

 

 

good job guys, thanks for the support

[Tyrant]

I'm with Dr Cub here. I mean, it's not as easy as which bottle of bourbon you're going to buy today. But it is a little silly if you step back and think about it. Either way, you're getting paid millions to play baseball. And it's not like you haven't spent any time over the last several months thinking about it. You're just milking it to get the very last penny out of the teams, which is fine, but it's silly.

 

What does it matter if he decides today or in two weeks? It's not like spring training starts tomorrow.

 

What does it matter where he signs? It's not life changing.

 

ah, got it. you were kidding.