8/5 Cubs (Wood) @ Rockies (Anderson), 7:40 CST, CSN+

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Example: Every time I see Melvin Mora talking about [hugging] his wife in the mouth, I know it's Bob Sanders

Yes.

[weis21]

why the [expletive] would anyone have view signatures turned on anyway

Example: Every time I see Melvin Mora talking about [hugging] his wife in the mouth, I know it's Bob Sanders

God, that's so awesome. I kinda got immune to it and didn't read it for like a year or so. Then, randomly, paid attention one day lately and appreciated it's awesomeness again like it was the first time.

 

Made me want to search for the "Glendon Rusch attempts to strike out cancer" thing.

 

Back on topic. 87 min!

[Sammy Sofa]

All of the old Dugout archives are gone and it makes me very sad.

[Sammy Sofa]

And the only sigs I have blocked is that [expletive] UMFan one and that one dude who had his daughter's pic. Her stare creeped me out.

[OleMissCub]

We can block individual sigs? I wasn't aware. Cool.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

The closer we get to Javi, the more magical the world gets. I just got that last growth spurt I've been due since junior high.

[Andy]

why the [expletive] would anyone have view signatures turned on anyway

Example: Every time I see Melvin Mora talking about [hugging] his wife in the mouth, I know it's Bob Sanders

God, that's so awesome. I kinda got immune to it and didn't read it for like a year or so. Then, randomly, paid attention one day lately and appreciated it's awesomeness again like it was the first time.

 

Made me want to search for the "Glendon Rusch attempts to strike out cancer" thing.

 

Back on topic. 87 min!

Lol I've forgotten pretty much all the Dugout stuff except for "gritsssssss" and a couple of the names. Cancer lining a double off the wall against Rusch was right up there.

[weis21]

Way to go, Glendon. Now Cancer's in scoring position.

[PrimeTime]

I'm on a vacation in the northeast and cant see this game..[expletive]...Someone needs to be a sweetheart and record and post all his AB's on this thread. :)

[Guest]

I'm on a vacation in the northeast and cant see this game..[expletive]...Someone needs to be a sweetheart and record and post all his AB's on this thread. :)

 

No need. They'll all be posted to MLB.com's highlights.

[Clem Fandango]

Way to go, Glendon. Now Cancer's in scoring position.

 

I don't even need the visuals to laugh my ass off at that quote

[Guest]

hollandworth not trying to temper expectations even a little bit

 

goony is totally right

[gscool89]

RT @GDubCub: Javy doesn't know what to expect these 2 months. But says he'll swing big. "Oh, yeah. I always swing big, swing hard."

[jersey cubs fan]

jesus christ jersey nice giant sig you [expletive] goon

 

im posting this here for when he posts in this thread and it becomes accurate

Sorry but I'm not changing a thing.

[Guest]

Less than an hour!

[Clem Fandango]

RT @GDubCub: Javy doesn't know what to expect these 2 months. But says he'll swing big. "Oh, yeah. I always swing big, swing hard."

 

It drives the women here in Chicago crazy

[Guest]

RT @GDubCub: Javy doesn't know what to expect these 2 months. But says he'll swing big. "Oh, yeah. I always swing big, swing hard."

 

It drives the women here in Chicago crazy

 

I wonder what he'll name Not Javi's pitch

[DiamondMind]

You know, you have a good point with the hug her in the mouth.

[DiamondMind]

I haven't been this hyped about a Cubs debut since Prio----- damn it.

[gscool89]

RT @ckamka: Javier Baez will be the 106th different player to appear in a game wearing a #Cubs uniform under Epstein & Hoyer

 

:shock:

[seanimal]

All of the old Dugout archives are gone and it makes me very sad.

 

be arby

[Sammy Sofa]

How dare Kaplan compare Hollandsworth to Javy in any possible way.

[Sammys Boombox]

Today I saw a house burn down and an elevator crash in a hospital. But I also saw a bunch of Stealth bombers. Not sure what this means for Javy Day.

[Guest]

Mooney totally just answered a different question.

[Guest]

30 minutes!