world cup gam thread

[treebird]

oh god theres a guy with dreads

 

THIS TEAM IS FULL OF SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO POISON THE MINT.

 

let's make the rest of this thread quotes from this

 

 

to the dreadlock guy: HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT! i need to throw up

[Sammy Sofa]

oh god theres a guy with dreads

 

THIS TEAM IS FULL OF SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO POISON THE MINT.

 

let's make the rest of this thread quotes from this

 

 

to the dreadlock guy: HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT! i need to throw up

 

TREE YOU'RE THE BEST

 

I'm YELLING at you...because I don't RESPECT you.

[treebird]

clint dempsey got a job at the mint so he can spend all his time YELLING at THE GHANANS

[OleMissCub]

"You just have to imagine the scene around American living rooms across the country"

 

*40 million homes watching Judge Judy*

[treebird]

ONE OF THE GUYS I'VE HEARD OF JUST DIED

[OleMissCub]

Ummm, so you run like 10 miles a day and then you blow your hamstring during the actual game??

 

wtf

 

that's pisspoor timing to say the least

[treebird]

GREAT NEWS every american player is dead

[Butterscup1679666578]

it's an interesting strategy but im not sure it'll be beneficial in the long run

[OleMissCub]

Ok, so I think this is thread for people who are watching their first soccer game of the year. The folks with the oversized soccer sigs are posting in the Soccer thread.

[treebird]

lol i guess it isn't legal to trip someone while pushing them down

[Sosa21MVP]

KICK THE BALL INTO THE NET AGAIN!

[OleMissCub]

sorry to the soccer kids on nsbb, but the only reason this sport is the most popular in the world is because all it requires is one ball. As an actual game, it is in no way as interesting, technical, or exciting as football, baseball, or basketball.

[Guest]

You are in the correct thread.

[sneakypower]

*ghana guy has wide open shot*

 

*he passes to a guy in the middle of a swarm of defenders*

 

thanks dude!

[Guest]

You are in the correct thread.

 

Awesome.

[Sammy Sofa]

sorry to the soccer kids on nsbb, but the only reason this sport is the most popular in the world is because all it requires is one ball. As an actual game, it is in no way as interesting, technical, or exciting as football, baseball, or basketball.

 

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/519/244/423.gif

[Sosa21MVP]

Ghana doesn't seem to be very good at getting the ball on the goal.

[OleMissCub]

You are in the correct thread.

 

Yep. As evidence I present the fact that through the first half of one of the biggest USA soccer games in 4 years there are only like 2 pages of content, even from you soccer guys. Because there's nothing to talk about!!! Sport is a snooze fest 98 percent of the time.

[Guest]

Soccer does not exist to impress you. I don't care.

[Sammy Sofa]

You are in the correct thread.

 

Yep. As evidence I present the fact that through the first half of one of the biggest USA soccer games in 4 years there are only like 2 pages of content, even from you soccer guys. Because there's nothing to talk about!!! Sport is a snooze fest 98 percent of the time.

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/388a767ebe4fcd33284edf26d18e541f/tumblr_mew5zh0cwE1riep9so1_500.gif

[OleMissCub]

Soccer does not exist to impress you. I don't care.

 

Would you really argue that this is a better SPORT than baseball or football?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Soccer does not exist to impress you. I don't care.

 

Would you really argue that this is a better SPORT than baseball or football?

 

Baseball is a completely terrible sport with so much variance and luck as to render it absurd. If you don't grow up with it, it's unwatchable.

[Guest]

Soccer does not exist to impress you. I don't care.

[OleMissCub]

Hey viewers, through the first half we only have one highlight we can show you.

[wolf stansson]

You are in the correct thread.

 

Yep. As evidence I present the fact that through the first half of one of the biggest USA soccer games in 4 years there are only like 2 pages of content, even from you soccer guys. Because there's nothing to talk about!!! Sport is a snooze fest 98 percent of the time.

Yeah, it's weird. Almost as if people are watching the game.