Clark the Cub Discussion Thread

[biittner77]

I don't know how I missed the job opening to the be Clark...

 

I was once McGruff the Crime Dog so I have a better resume.

[Scotchandice]

I apologize if this has been posted elsewhere...but its one of the funnier things I have seen recently.

 

[SABR Gamer]

That was really, REALLY bad timing. Just as she said "can't wait to interact with the kids", there he is with his dick out.

 

LOL hey man, you seem a bit too interested in the Clark with a dick pictures. Kind of getting a weird vibe.

[A New Era]

That was really, REALLY bad timing. Just as she said "can't wait to interact with the kids", there he is with his dick out.

 

LOL hey man, you seem a bit too interested in the Clark with a dick pictures. Kind of getting a weird vibe.

 

I'm coming to your house.

[SouthSideRyan]

That was really, REALLY bad timing. Just as she said "can't wait to interact with the kids", there he is with his dick out.

 

LOL hey man, you seem a bit too interested in the Clark with a dick pictures. Kind of getting a weird vibe.

 

I'm coming to your house.

 

To burn it down?

[A New Era]

That was really, REALLY bad timing. Just as she said "can't wait to interact with the kids", there he is with his dick out.

 

LOL hey man, you seem a bit too interested in the Clark with a dick pictures. Kind of getting a weird vibe.

 

I'm coming to your house.

 

To burn it down?

 

No to kick his ass for being such a douche.

[Sammy Sofa]

Will you be wearing pants?

[SABR Gamer]

That was really, REALLY bad timing. Just as she said "can't wait to interact with the kids", there he is with his dick out.

 

LOL hey man, you seem a bit too interested in the Clark with a dick pictures. Kind of getting a weird vibe.

 

I'm coming to your house.

 

To burn it down?

 

No to kick his ass for being such a douche.

 

I'd be surprised if I was the only one thinking that.

[Guest]

I'm going to build a shrine to this thread.

[OleMissCub]

Olbermann's hysterical take on Clark

 

http://youtu.be/L4jZ-1S-hXM

[UMFan83]

THANK GOD WE GOT THIS THREAD BACK

[Sammy Sofa]

This doesn't come close to the "Soriano is history's greatest monster" thread.

[treebird]

This doesn't come close to the "Soriano is history's greatest monster" thread.

 

http://i.imgur.com/ICKlFO7.jpg

[Derwood]

I like that Clark still has Soriano's hands

[Sammy Sofa]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

[XZero771679666304]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

 

They're sad because his uncle is pedobear

[treebird]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6dD33us.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6dD33us.jpg

 

YES.

[treebird]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6dD33us.jpg

 

YES.

 

http://i.imgur.com/IrNNnD5.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

OH GOD YES.

[Sammy Sofa]

Tim, put that on the front page now.

[Bull]

Tom needs a hitler-stache

[Tracer Bullet]

Doesn't work with Clark's sad, sad eyes.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6dD33us.jpg

 

YES.

 

http://i.imgur.com/IrNNnD5.jpg

 

rickets, pedo bear, soriano, hitler. if there was a dog dying of cancer in the background, it'd be everything that's wrong with the world in one place

[jersey cubs fan]

Retweeted by David Haugh

Pete Abraham ‏@PeteAbe 1h

Heard in Bradenton: The guy who plays the Pirate Parrot is going to the Chicago to be Clark the Cub. Alert MLB Mascot Trade Rumors.

[Clem Fandango]

Well now I want to see the Parrot reacting to the Cliff Floyd home run. Is there a gif or video anywhere?